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Government To Let Multiple People Use Same PCR Test Amid Shortage
RESPONDING to news that as many as 14 counties have no access to PCR tests with no open slots available ... -
Fuck, Local Woman Already Broke & Hasn’t Even Done Xmas Shopping Yet
JUST 48 hours after receiving her last payslip before Christmas, local woman Hannah O’Neill’s bank account is somehow emptier than ... -
Here’s The ‘Protest In Dublin’ Schedule For The Next Month
GOT a grievance with the government? Planning on taking to the streets of Dublin to protest? Well, you’d better pick ... -
Appeal Made For Whereabouts Of Missing Minister For Education
WITH news that student teachers are to be drafted in to fill teaching shortages and will of course not be ... -
Taoiseach To Ramble About Bosco In Attempt To Distract From Issues
LEARNING a thing or two about distracting the media and keeping the focus off important issues from British prime twat ... -
“Don’t Be A Dry Shite, It’s Only A Bit Of Coke”
AS THE opportunity to attend pubs and get togethers return with greater regularity, the National Association of Coke Users have ... -
“I’m Just Following NPHET Advice” Says Man Breaking Up With Girlfriend
“AS YOU can see from the latest modeling I’ve done, it’s concerning stuff. We spend exactly 30% of the week ... -
What Restrictions Protests Across EU Looked Like, According To Stereotypes
COVID HAS made it more difficult for our correspondents to report from the ground around the world, and with Europe ... -
“I’m Honoured To Be Playing At Croke Park, The Historic Home Of English Soccer”
PUTTING BEHIND the bad taste his abandoned five date residency at Croke Park left in the mouth of everyone in ... -
Meet The Irish Man Who Became An Expert On Assault Rifles, The US Judicial System ...
HE’S the 35-year-old prodigy setting the world alight with his incredible capacity to amass knowledge and PHDs at short notice ... -
Substitute Substitute Teachers Needed As Covid Continues To Affect Irish Schools
FOLLOWING appeals for substitute pupils to fill the void left after 8,000 5-12 years olds tested positive for Covid in ... -
“Well, Sure You Know What Your Father’s Like”
ABSENTMINDEDLY trotting out her go-to phrase she hopes diffuses whatever family tensions have arisen now, local mother Eve Carton has ...
