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How To Prematurely Leak Possible Restrictions To Media & Cause Mass Hysteria, A Government Guide
MAKE SURE the batteries in your megaphones are working. Now place the information-leaking end of the megaphone onto the ear ... -
“Sure Stay Out” States Legend Of A Wife
A LUCKY Waterford man currently in town for ‘a quiet few pints’ with the lads has received a text message ... -
Mental Health In Ireland: A 2021 Review
AS ANOTHER testing year finally draws to a close, we take a look back on how Ireland handled its mental ... -
Man Who Suffered Traumatic Brain Injury 11 Years Ago Finally At Top Of HSE Waiting ...
A RARE good news story in the world of HSE waiting lists has emerged after a Dublin man has risen ... -
Parent Willing To Up Teacher’s Xmas Present To 1.5 Candles If She Doesn’t Push For ...
AS MORE reports come in of parents taking preemptive action by keeping their children at home ahead of Christmas, one ... -
Doctor Recommends Surgery After Tests Show Man Is Full Of Himself
A SOUTH DUBLIN resident has been rushed to hospital for emergency surgery after a fast acting doctor identified a rare ... -
“Hospitals. Trolleys. Disaster” Reads News For 4,380th Day In A Row
IN THESE uncertain times people tend to cling to the familiar no matter how sad or harrowing it may be ... -
Gerry Adams Regrets Starring In Ad For Body Disposal Firm
FORMER SINN FÉIN president Gerry Adams has apologised for any offence caused by a misjudged appearance in a tongue-in-cheek advert ... -
‘Stick It In Slow’: We Meet The Growing Group Of Vaccine Fetishists
“WAS that as good for you as it was for me?” sighed Waterford vaccine fetishist Ian O’Tanner, lighting a cigarette ... -
€100 Electricity Subsidy All Energy Company Needs To Justify Another Price Increase
ENERGY firms operating in Ireland have finally given in to the government and reluctantly accepted the €100 subsidy to be ... -
Cow Tipping: Fact V Fiction
MANY young hardy bucks claimed to have tipped over a sleeping cow or dozen in their day and even returning ... -
Priest Shortage: How The Church Plans On Recruiting New Blood
ACROSS Ireland the Catholic Church is dealing with priest shortages as elderly priests continue to retire, leaving parishes without priests ...
