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Coveney Makes Handy Chart To Help Remember All Denials
IN THE WAKE of stating he briefly said ‘hello’ to staff in the Department of Foreign Affairs moments after they ... -
NPHET Table New ‘Do Whatever The Fuck You Want’ Recommendations
THE nation was given fresh hope that the pandemic would soon reach its end after a leaked document from NPHET ... -
Window Between Seeing Ad On TV & Beginning To Hate It Becoming Shorter
THE WINDOW between barely noticing a TV advertisement and then developing such an incomprehensibly intense hatred for it that you ... -
Got An Unwanted Invite? Have You Tried Antigen Tests?
DESPITE the high number of Covid cases being reported throughout the country, many people are still being plagued by invites ... -
Biggest Kid In Each Class To Cover For Covid-Isolating Teacher
AS schools look set to re-open despite ever-higher Covid cases and little to no additional measures to ensure classroom safety, ... -
Chinese Triads Beg For More Time After Running Up Debt With Twink
A VIOLENT and ruthless gang of feared Chinese triads are said to be in hiding after running up a considerable ... -
“Trust Us, You Don’t Want To See Us In Destructive Mode” Sinn Féin Tells Martin
SINN Féin have laughed off suggestions by the Taoiseach that they are in ‘destructive opposition mode’, adding that they’re currently ... -
It Wasn’t An Engagement Ring, But Check Out The Cool New Headphones Sheila Got From ...
FRIENDS, co-workers and relatives of Waterford woman Sheila Connaughton have all made sure to complement her on the absolutely sick ... -
Better Odds Of Public Winning The €19mn Lotto Jackpot Than Getting PCR Test
HOPEFUL and expectant players looking to win big with a free PCR test slot have been told they would be ... -
“Well, How Did Ye Get On Over The Christmas – Anything Happen?” Government Asks Nation
MARCHING through the doors with a beaming smile, refreshed from weeks off and more days off to come, the government ... -
Will 2022 Be The Year Sean Finally Gets His Fucking Act Together? We Investigate
EVERYONE’s favourite affable rogue, Sean, long ago captured our hearts, minds and undying friendship. But like many of his friends, ... -
Tensions Mount In Home As Kitchen Bin Clearly Needs Emptying
THE ATMOSPHERE at a Dublin house share is more tense than an Israeli checkpoint at the Gaza strip as housemates ...
