-
McGregor To Change Name From ‘Notorious’ To ‘Ridiculous’
THE merchandising department of the UFC is today working hard to remove the title ‘Notorious’ from all t-shirts, posters and ... -
Dad Assures Kids That Mr. Horsey Is Just Asleep
LOCAL man Ian Ferrell has spent the morning convincing his little boy that the dead horse lying on the green ... -
Irish Data Commissioner To Punish Facebook Once It Gets Dial Up Working
THE IRISH Data Commissioner’s office has been a hive of activity in recent days trying to grapple with the fallout ... -
How To Spot An Account Hacked By Pro-Life Trolls
ASÂ campaigners on both sides of the upcoming referendum continue to gather as much support as they can, there have been ... -
Ireland To Test New Small-Talk Vaccination
IRELAND is to be the testing ground for a revolutionary new vaccine which medical experts are confident will eradicate small-talk ... -
Fears Grow Women May Never Return To Kitchen
CONCERN is mounting among Irish men that the day when women were quiet, contented and never far from an oven may ... -
10,000th Homeless Person To Win 6 Months Stay In The Shelbourne Hotel
JUST 24 hours after the publication of the latest report on the number of families in emergency accommodation, the government has announced ... -
Local Man Glad He’s Not A Local Woman
LOCALÂ man Kevin O’Cunratty took a moment yesterday to pause and look around at the world he lives in, before thanking ... -
Satan Marks 25th Of May On Calendar
FOLLOWING the formal announcement by the government that a referendum on the repeal of the 8th Amendment of the constitution ... -
Floods Of People Donate Their 2 Cents To The Rape Crisis Centre
WWN has learned of a significant number of people donating their two cents to rape crisis charities, with the majority ... -
Jesus Died For Our Sins & Ciaran Couldn’t Even Last 3 Days Off The Fags
THE CATHOLIC community has come out in force today to question one local man’s commitment to lent after it was ... -
Spin Unit To Be Wound Down, Altered Slightly & Hidden From Public View
THE TAOISEACH Leonardo Varadkar confirmed yesterday to his cabinet that the Strategic Communications Unit (SCU), used to distribute Taoiseach seflies, ...
