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Defence Forces To Recruit 480 People Who Like Guns, But Not Shooting Them
RECRUITMENT is under way in the Irish Defence Forces with the army, air force and navy expressing a desire to ... -
Russians Guilty Until Proven Guilty
THE international community has agreed to adopt a ‘guilty until proven guilty’ stance towards Russia in relation to the nerve-agent ... -
Man 6 Months Into Posting Pro-Choice Statuses Still Can’t Find Girlfriend
A DUBLIN based woke male is growing increasingly perturbed by the fact his passionate pro-choice stance has not translated into ... -
Local Chef Running Out Of Places To Work
A COUNTY Waterford man is currently running out of places to work after once again walking out of another head chef job at a local ... -
Here Are Some Of The Reasons We Put The Clocks Forward
BY now we’ve all marveled at the extra bit of light in the evenings, that beautiful brightness a bonus that ... -
Abortion Is Bad, Do Not Have Abortions [Sponsored]
TOP of the morning to you, fellow Irish people! It’s time to talk about the evil of abortion, and how you ... -
Dog Can’t Believe How Much Of A Loser Owner Is
BURYING in his head in his paws for what must be the 1000th time this year alone, a Waterford based ... -
Dry Shite Upgraded To Damp Shite After Staying Out Til 11pm
A RENOWNED local dry shite has finally been upgraded to ‘damp shite’ status after making the reckless decision to stay ... -
Healy-Raes Very Good To Constituents, All The Same
ALTHOUGH independent TD Danny Healy-Rae has received harsh criticism for insensitive remarks made about abortion in the case of fatal ... -
Where Are They Now: Cadbury’s Eyebrow Kids
THE 2009 “Eyebrows” ad for Cadbury’s chocolate remains one of the more popular advertisements in recent years, with most people ... -
Register To Vote Or Relinquish The Right To Moan About Shit, Public Told
AHEAD of the upcoming referendum on the repeal of the 8th amendment the public have been told to check if ... -
British Army Torture Not Torturey Enough To Be Considered Torture, Court Rules
THE EUROPEAN COURT of Human Rights (ECHR) has rejected the assertion that the 14 men, known otherwise as the ‘Hooded ...
