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Taoiseach Asked Not To Act Like Such An Eejit Next Time He’s Abroad
AFTER MAKING his return from his St Patrick’s Day trip to America, Taoiseach Leo Varadkar has been asked by the ... -
Wesley College To Spend Taxpayer Money Far Better Than Pleb Schools Would
MINISTER for Transport, Tourism and Sport Shane Ross has hit back at criticisms surrounding a €150,000 grant for a new ... -
‘I Like To Round My Petrol Off To €20:00 Even’: Tales From The Forecourt
A COUNTY Waterford man re-fuelling his car has decided against sticking with his current €19.94 bill, opting instead to go ... -
Revealed: St. Patrick’s Raging Alcoholism
“MEAD. That was the tough one. It’s hard to stand on the side of a hill and convert a thousand ... -
Pence Spends Entire Meeting With Taoiseach Thinking About Kissing Him
US VICE president and ardent bigot, Mike Pence, has spent the entirety of his behind-closed-doors meeting with Irish leader Leo ... -
Public Told To Reevaluate Paddy’s Day Piss Up Plans In Event Of Grand Slam Win
WITH the very real possibility Ireland’s rugby team could beat England in the 6 Nations on St. Patrick’s Day to ... -
Guy Who Always Complains About EP Line-Up Confirmed For EP
THE line-up for Electric Picnic has been announced, and fans of Waterford contrarian Derek O’Keefe are in for a treat ... -
Lidl Install Security Walls Around Shops As Snow Predicted
AN UNPRECEDENTED level of construction is currently taking place at Lidl stores across the country as Met Éireann weather reports ... -
Varadkar Becomes 1st Openly Gay Taoiseach To Meet Lunatic President
LEO Varadkar will enter the history books yet again tomorrow, after he becomes the first openly gay Taoiseach to meet ... -
New Court Built Just To Deal With Denis O’Brien’s Legal Cases
CITING the demands put on courts by previous, current and future court cases in which billionaire Denis O’Brien is involved, ... -
Nation 100% Certain Harris Is Up To Something
MINISTER for health Simon Harris’s decision to forgo his St. Patrick’s Day trip to Europe to stay in Ireland and tackle ... -
Medical First After Woman Contracts Man Flu
THE World Health Organisation has been drafted in to help quell the rising panic being caused by one Waterford woman’s ...
