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Good Luck Figuring Out The Source Of This Meltdown, Screams Toddler
THE parents of currently-shrieking Waterford tot Eddie Henlan have admitted that they are utterly clueless as to why he started bawling ... -
Rosary Bead Clutching Increases 400% As Wording For ‘8th’ Replacement Released
RESIDENTS in Ireland have reported hearing the loud and unmistakable sound of rosary beads being clutched defiantly as news broke ... -
Idiot Proof Guide To Ireland For British Politicians
IN A BID to help British politicians who continually flounder in their attempts to gain a grasp on Ireland, as ... -
Publican Is His Own Best Customer
FOR Waterford publican, Tommy Geraghty, business at The Screaming Goat bar has been slow the last couple of years, despite his accountant reporting a ... -
Child Abuse Makes Unwelcome Return To News After Week Off
AFTER a brief sojourn away from the headlines, the abuse of children has made its return to news bulletins and ... -
Government Hires Unspin Unit To Tackle Spin Unit Mistakes
THE government has acted decisively in a bid to stave off accusations that they have, in collusion with cash-strapped media ... -
Craic May Rise To 91, Fear Experts
THE hands of the craic doomsday clock have been moved forward by experts for the first time in nearly 20 ... -
Nurses Whinging Again
A SPOKESPERSON for the government and the HSE has expressed their dismay at the fact a social media post from ... -
Hairdresser Really Couldn’t Give A Fuck What You’re Doing At Weekend
WATERFORD stylist Emma Reilly has today exhaustively broken down mid-highlights, admitting to the woman who’s hair she was working on ... -
Lidl Looters Bail Significantly Less Than Looters Of Competing Supermarkets
IT has been revealed that the nine men accused of destroying a branch of Lidl during Storm Emma have been ... -
‘Woman Has Sex With Fish Man’ Wins Best Picture At Oscars
THE ENCHANTING tale, directed by Guillermo Del Toro, won several awards last night as Oscar voters connected to a story ... -
Moving Scenes As Public Reunited With Their Local Pub After Storm Emma
IT WAS the moment they feared would never come again, but despite the paralysing horror that was the thought they ...
