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Local Woman Hasn’t The Energy To Deal With Your Bullshit Today
A LOCAL Dublin based woman has brought it to the attention of anyone with a frivolous query or request, along ... -
Neighbour’s House Alarm Enters 3rd Hour Of Being Ignored
THE piercing shriek of the house alarm that has been blaring across a Waterford suburb all morning has now blended ... -
Fucking Banklink Only Gives Fifties
WATERFORD residents down to the last 30 euro in their accounts before payday have been warned that the banklink on ... -
Ireland Clinch Gold In ‘Downhill On Empty Fertilizer Bag’ Event At The Winter Olympics
COYBIG! The Republic Of Ireland continue to bring home the Olympic gold in yet another stunning performance, seizing first place ... -
Aid Arrives In Britain As Fried Chicken Shortage Crisis Worsens
THE British government has urged citizens to remain calm following a nationwide shortage of KFC fried chicken this week, which ... -
Have You Considered The Glory Of Our Lord & Saviour James Kavanagh?
ARE you a lost lamb, wandering through the valley of the shadow of social media, not knowing which way to ... -
Report Reveals Children Living In Poverty Will Probably Be In Next Year’s Report Too
A REPORT which highlights the plight of a startling number of children trapped in poverty in Ireland every day, and ... -
“I Always Dreamed Of More For My Clothing Line”- Emotional Ben Sherman Speaks Out
ONCE-legendary fashion designer Benjamin Sherman has broken his silence about what he considers to be ‘the tragic failure of his ... -
6 Things You Can Do While Stuck On The M50
STUCK in a 4 mile tailback on the M50 after someone accidentally turned on their indicator sparking a butterfly effect ... -
We Take A Trip On ‘Air Force A Haon’
WHEN Michael D. Higgins travels, he travels in style. Flanked by two of the Irish Air Force’s most elite Spitfire ... -
What Red Herring Will You Be Using In Your Referendum Arguments?
HAVE you no intention of conducting yourself and your discourse in relation to the upcoming abortion referendum in a truthful ... -
Was Maniac 2000 A Secret IRA Anthem All This Time? Yes, It Was
FOLLOWING a lengthy discussion with some people we met in the pub on Saturday night, WWN can exclusively confirm that ...
