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“Does Bosco Have A Penis?” Question Still Haunts Local Man Daily
A LOCAL WATERFORD man’s day to day living of life is regularly interrupted with the haunting question of whether or ... -
Legalise Cannabis Meeting To Be Held Oh Shit Was That This Morning?
A MEETING to discuss the potential legalisation of cannabis products is set to take place tomorrow morning, in a bid ... -
Taoiseach Treated For Severe Criticism In Dublin Hospital
AN investigation has been launched into how the Taoiseach of Ireland, Leopold Varadkar, came to be exposed to criticism while ... -
Mother’s Chips Found To Be Vastly Inferior To Chipper
DESPITE her insistence that she possessed the capabilities and the ingredients to make chips at home which would equal if ... -
“Didn’t Vote” Side Set For Landslide Victory In 8th Referendum
THE latest figures show that while the upcoming referendum on the 8th amendment is still pretty even between the pro-life ... -
Kid Up The Road Has A New Bike And It Has 20 Gears And Suspension ...
THIS just in. Cathal Dernan around the corner just got a brand new bike, and it’s not his birthday or ... -
5 Things You Can’t Put In Your Green Bin
LIKE them or not, new recycling charges are here. With customers now being charged a fee for their green bins ... -
Local Woman Has Gin Glass Surgically Removed From Hand
A GROUNDBREAKING new surgical procedure has successfully removed a large round gin glass from the hand of one Galway woman, ... -
Other People’s Kids Awful
HAVE you ever looked at other people’s children and found yourself trying to subdue a deep irrational hatred for their stupid ... -
We’re Just Wondering If You’d Want To Fight This Out In The Comments Again?
TAKING INSPIRATION from rival news publications, we’re just wondering if you’d be interested in the 72nd article we’ve published on ... -
“Build Homes” Genius Minister Solves Housing Crisis
THE HOUSING CRISIS is over! A momentous day in Irish life, born out of one man’s genius as Minister for ... -
Local Man To Unveil Referendum Stance Live On Facebook At 10pm Tonight
RUMOURS abound that all Irish media outlets have been mobilised in anticipation of one Waterford man unveiling of his stance ...
