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Tom Cruise To Open New Rehab Centre In Meath
HOLLYWOOD superstar Tom Cruise was on hand to break ground on a new rehab centre in Meath today, which will ... -
Local Lad Always Off His Face On Pills
AFTER finally reaching out to his GP in a bid to confront the anxiety and depression that has dragged him ... -
Man Sues Spotify After It Adds Justin Bieber To His Discover Weekly Playlist
AN IRISHMAN is to take a landmark case against music streaming service Spotify after its Discover Weekly Playlist feature, which ... -
Cherry Blossom Trees Can Fuck Off, Agree Car Owners
CONTRARY to the opinions of passers-by who remark on the stunning spring beauty of a fully-grown cherry blossom tree in ... -
Waiter Can’t Disguise Fact He Doesn’t Give A Shit
NOT fully sure whether it is the fact he is half hour away from finishing his shift or if it’s ... -
Local Woman Can’t Wait For ‘No’ Canvassers To Come To House
LIFELONG pro-choice advocate Mary Wilton is said to be ‘ready, willing and able’ to let any and all pro-life canvassers ... -
5 Myths About Dubliners
DESPITE the relatively small size of the island of Ireland people from different backgrounds encounter prejudice and stereotyping every day, ... -
If He Isn’t A Source Of Constant Drama, Is He Really The One For You?
GIRLS, have you found the one? Are you sure? We’ve taken a look at some recent statistics, and we’ve found ... -
Horny Little Minx McDonald Slams Sexist Article
SULTRY Sinn Féin siren and lady politician Mary ‘Swit Swoo’ McDonald has playfully admonished a seemingly sexist article which referred ... -
Guide To Handing Out Lenient Sentences To Serial Child Rapists
ARE you a judge with the potential responsibility for deciding the prison sentence of a serial rapist, but are unsure ... -
Local Prick Keeps All His Tesco Blue Charity Tokens
IN a bid to make sure that no local charities receive funding that he contributed to in any way, local ... -
“You Will All Pay, Every Last One Of You” O’Brien Yells At Map Of Ireland
STILL SMARTING from a bruising life which has left him with nothing but €4 billion plus in the bank and ...
