Horny Little Minx McDonald Slams Sexist Article

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SULTRY Sinn Féin siren and lady politician Mary ‘Swit Swoo’ McDonald has playfully admonished a seemingly sexist article which referred to her womanly ability to be a woman in the crazy man’s world of politics.

Dominated by non-sexy woman bodies otherwise known as men, the field of politics requires that female politicians have a certain quality according to some, in order to survive and that quality as you well know is raw, untamed sex appeal and nothing else.

While McDonald likely outlined why she found the article to misrepresent why she was elected leader of Sinn Féin, we could barely hear a word as we were so transfixed on her libidinous lips as they motioned up and down, delivering what we believe to be a right old tongue lashing. We need to lie down.

Could McDonald really be Taoiseach material? And could she do it in a leather catsuit just for us? Pertinent political questions that only McDonald, who we can reasonably presume is a right horny minx, can answer.

McDonald, who possesses the same sex appeal as Sharon Stone did in that movie about how sexy Sharon Stone could be, went on to talk about a series of pressing political issues, but all we could think about was pressing our political issues right up against her, if you catch our drift. And if you don’t: sex!

The Sinn Féin TD has recently helped her party grow engorged in the polls, with the phallus of voter approval rising and rising due in no small part to her enviously curved frontal lobes, sparking concern among rival parties that McDonald may be too politically capable, in a sexy way.

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