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Hungover Portuguese Man Of War Jellyfish Can’t Remember How He Got To Irish Beach
THE LETHAL Portuguese man-of-war jellyfish known as ‘Manny’ has had some fairly hairy benders in his time, but even he admits that ... -
This Stunning One-Bedroom Doorway Includes Ensuite Bathroom
HOMELESS? In the market for a city-centre location that would be the envy of any apartment-seeker if it had walls, ... -
‘Sexy Hard Border’ Set To Be Number 1 Halloween Costume This Year
STUCK for a Halloween costume this year? One enterprising Waterford party company may have the answer for you, with a ... -
Government Deny Collecting Poor People’s Tears To Use As Lubrication In Post-Budget Orgy
THE FINE GAEL led minority government has fiercely denied claims that they have been hurriedly collecting the tears of poor ... -
U21 GAA Player Would Want To Up His Game If He Wants Charges Dropped
FERMATTEN Celts Under-21 corner forward Michael Sheeling has been advised to ‘start making them scoring opportunities count’ if he expects ... -
Budget 2020: Here’s How The Government Is Fucking You Over This Year
WWN BRINGS YOU everything you need to know about Budget 2020 as the nation stares down the prospect of damage ... -
Local Girl Has Halloween Costume Picked Out Since May
ALTHOUGH the vast majority of the Halloween-enjoying population has yet to pick out their fancy dress costume for this year’s ... -
9 Denis O’Brien Facts That’ll Get You Banned From His Radio Stations
FOLLOWING the recent decision by Today FM to revoke its invitation to a journalist from The Currency news site to ... -
Could The Reintroduction Of Wolves Solve Ireland’s Homeless Problem?
INITIALLY dismissing the idea of reintroducing wolves to Ireland as ludicrous proposal from Green Party hippies, the Irish government is ... -
Pressure Now On Irish Government To Choose Between Backstop Or Steaming Pile Of Shit
FOLLOWING THE unveiling of Boris Johnson’s Brexit proposals that could serve as an alternative to the backstop, the Irish government ...