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Local TD ‘Delighted’ To Take Credit For Funding He Had No Involvement In
CAREFULLY crafting a post on his personal Facebook page, Tipperary TD Marty McDonoghue announced the latest local investment news to his tens of dedicated of followers ... -
Returning TDs Have New Trousers Ruined Already
SEVERAL Dáil members are in big, big trouble when they get home this evening, having already knocked the knees out ... -
Penneys Have Unveiled A €12 Dress That Disintegrates After Its First Wash
OMG Penneys have done it again! Who doesn’t love a bargain at everyone’s favourite retail outlet? And Penneys have pulled ... -
Male Singers Now All Singing With That Same Annoying Whine
A NEW study of male singer-songwriters and lead singers of bands has revealed that to the untrained ear, they all ... -
We Teach This Parrot To Make More Sense Than Boris Johnson
WHILE the media and card carrying members of the I’ve More Money Than Sense club paid to attend Dublin’s Pendulum ... -
Nation So Racist Asylum Hotels Spontaneously Combusting Of Own Accord
FIRE FORENSIC teams investigating a series of fires at hotels earmarked to house Asylum seekers in Ireland have concluded that ... -
Support Group Set Up For Victims Of New Westlife Song
HELPLINES are now fielding calls from thousands of stricken people after the release of the first new Westlife single in ... -
5 Of The Weirdest Projects At BT Young Scientist This Year
ONCE you get passed all the boring as shit stands at BT Young Scientist which sees young Irish students trying ... -
Nurses Promised Coppers Gold Cards If Strike Averted
MINISTER for Health Simon Harris is today scrambling to avoid upcoming industrial action by the Nation’s 40,000-strong nursing staff, by ... -
Aid Team From Syria Arrives In Rural Ireland Offering Help
SHOCKED by images coming from rural towns and villages throughout Ireland a Syria-based charity has diverted all its efforts from ... -
Local Woman Has Hair In A Ponytail Since 2011
IT HAS BEEN confirmed in the recent hours that one local Dublin based woman has held her hair too tightly ... -
Slowly Phasing That One Prick Of A Friend Out Of Your Life, A Guide
STUDIES have shown that everyone has that one friend that they struggle to rid themselves of. A troublesome and irritable ...
