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Daily Reminder Country Still Pretty Fucking Broke Thanks To Bank Crash
ISSUING ITS daily reminder to members of the public expecting improved infrastructure or services, the government has stated ‘we’re still ... -
Cost Of Root Canal Proof Man Was Right To Be Scared Of Dentist
CURRENTLY staring at a series of root canal treatments to save three of his ‘good back teeth’ which will cost ... -
RTÉ Running Out Of Places To Put Old DJs
NATIONAL broadcaster RTÉ has admitted that it’s looking for more options when it comes to older DJs and presenters, after ... -
Irish Government’s Brexit Rehearsal Test Involves Twiddling Their Thumbs
THE LAST 24 hours has seen many people breaking out in a wry smile and hearty chuckle after bearing witness ... -
ISIS Luring Irish Members By Offering Decent Broadband
AFTER NEWS of the apprehension of Irish citizen and suspected member of ISIS Alexandr Ruzmatovich Bekmirzaev in Syria reached Ireland, ... -
Diets Can Only Be Started On Mondays, Study Proves ​
A WORLDWIDE study into diets and exercise routines has finally proven that starting any type of new regime on any day other ... -
Man Postpones Sorting Life Out Until 2020
A LOCAL Waterford man has joined a growing list of people who have decided to postpone sorting their life out ... -
Is Flicking Yourself In The Testicles The New Trend You Have To Try?
IT’S hard to know what trend or fad is worth taking up. Sometimes you put all your time and energy ... -
Irish Built Section Of Great Wall Of China Suffering From Pyrite
THE CHINESE government is looking into ways to recoup the money it paid to a group of unscrupulous Irish property ... -
Double Decker Luas Gets Go Ahead
IN RESPONSE to the continued overcrowding on Luas trams during rush hour, Transport for Ireland has given the green light ... -
Ireland’s Most ‘Googled’ Terms In 2018
AS 2018 draws to a close Google has released its annual list of the country’s most searched terms, phrases and ... -
Investigation Launched Into Why Christmas Crackers Are So Shite
AN INTERNATIONAL trans-continental investigation has been launched by Interpol to ascertain why Christmas crackers are so unbelievably shite, disappointing and ...
