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Housemates Not As Quiet At Riding As They Think
DO you enjoy bringing your partner back to your flat for a quickie, safe in the knowledge that your copulation ... -
Posh Couple Accused Of Cultural Appropriation After Calling Child ‘Jacintha’
A WELL-TO-DO south county Dublin couple have been accused of ‘cultural appropriation’ after naming their infant daughter Jacintha Crystal Britney ... -
Local Man Just Doesn’t Like Dogs, Sorry
DESPITEÂ extreme pressure from dog lovers in his circle of friends to admit that he at least like pugs, sure what ... -
Weather To Remain Cold, But Not Cold-Cold
THE latest weather report from Met Éireann has confirmed the nation’s worst fears; that although the next couple of weeks ... -
€450k Inquiry Into Children’s Hospital Overspend Already €2mn Over Budget
THE GOVERNMENT has reluctantly informed the taxpayer that the €450,000 review into the €1.1 billion overspend on the Children’s Hospital, ... -
Fyre Festival Still Not As Bad As Oxegen
VETERANS of the defunct Irish music festival Oxegen have openly laughed at the plight of festival goers featured in Netflix’s ... -
RTÉ Book Jedward For Primetime Debate On Brexit
HOT on the heels of the overwhelmingly successful controversy drummed up by the previous edition of their flagship current affairs ... -
8 Seans Under 30 That You Are Just Going To LOVE!
THE much anticipated annual list of the world’s top emerging Seans has been released. A joint list effort in conjunction ... -
“EU Would Never Betray Us” Confirms Government Forgetting Bank Crash
THE GOVERNMENT has stood firm on its insistence that the 27 EU member states are united on the issue of ... -
Taoiseach Immediately Gives Into Social Media Team’s Pay Demands
TAKING some time out from telling midwives, psychiatric nurses, paramedics, teachers and search and rescue workers that it is intensely ... -
Local Woman Could Have Been Killed Stone Dead
WATERFORD mother Helena McHarris has spent the better part of her day filling her family and friends in on the harrowing details ... -
‘Polish Andy’ Upgraded To Just ‘Andy’ By Coworkers After 8 Years
MOVING scenes today in a Waterford warehouse where workers officially announced their intention to henceforth refer to Polish Andy as ...
