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Court Rules Denis O’Brien Hasn’t A Good Name To Protect
AN EXASPERATED High Court judge has today struck out several ongoing defamation cases brought on by Cork businessman Denis O’Brien, ... -
Children’s Hospital Contractor Last Seen Headed To Hardware Shop For Few Bits
THEÂ committee overseeing the construction of the National Children’s Hospital has been revealed to be a married couple in their mid-eighties ... -
Racist Attack Believed To Be Racially Motivated Confirm GardaÃ
THE second fire in as many months at the proposed location of a new reception area for asylum seekers in ... -
Knowing Which Useless Opposition Party Is Right For You
HAVE you lost all faith in the mighty Fine Gael led minority government or have you been wise to their ... -
‘The Troubles’ Renamed ‘Bloody Fucking War’ So The Brits Finally Understand
IN AN EFFORT to help the reality of the UK, Northern Ireland and Ireland’s shared history really set in for ... -
Nathan Carter Robbed At Grammys
THERE was widespread shock and dismay among the culchie community in Ireland today, after Country star Nathan Carter was sensationally snubbed ... -
Michael D Sent To Seduce The Queen In Bid To Avert Brexit
CODE-NAMED ‘Operation Honeytrap’, the Irish government have launched their most seductive weapon in a bid to avert a hard Brexit ... -
Harris Confirms Nurses Strike Just Added €350m To Cost Of Children’s Hospital
MINISTER for health Simon Harris has announced that the cost of the National Children’s Hospital has crossed the €2bn mark, ... -
Irish Rugby Bandwagon Enjoys First Week Off In Ages
THE LONGTIME operator of the Irish rugby bandwagon service has admitted to being relieved after learning he will have his ... -
Considering An Abortion? Read This First
ARE you currently experiencing a crisis pregnancy in Ireland? With the recently introduced legislation which governs the legislation of termination ... -
Taoiseach ‘Surprised’ To Hear He Has The Competence Level Of A Paraplegic Sloth
LEO Varadkar may be Taoiseach, but a new report into his current level of capabilities shows that he has the competence level ... -
Britain Enters ‘Holding Hands In Toy Story 3’ Stage Of Brexit
BRITAIN has officially entered the part in the Brexit process which can be illustrated by the scene in animated classic ...
