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Nearly Half a Million Irish Celebrate Double Dole Week
NEARLY five hundred thousand unemployed people in Ireland are celebrating their double dole payments this week in what is set ... -
Enda Kenny’s Family Get Excuses In Early For Not Watching Speech
At 9.30pm this Sunday evening Taoiseach Enda Kenny will address the nation on television. Speech writers have spent the last ... -
Man Talking On Phone Frantically Looking For Phone
 An Ennis man has admitted himself to a psychiatric ward following an incident earlier today. Tom Early, a 34-year-old electrician, ... -
Woman Living With Male Housemates Gives Up Hope Of Ever Sitting On Toilet Seat Again
Lisa Whelan, a 21-year-old student originally from Kildare, has finally accepted she may never sit on a toilet seat again. ... -
Mandela Deaf Signer Hired As CRC Publicist
Directors of the Central Remedial Clinic (CRC) have acted swiftly in their PR battle against the wave of criticism they ... -
Idiotic Company Try To Launch Product Without A Woman In A Bikini
News has reached WWN that a tech company operating in Dublin has redefined the definition of ‘stupidity’. The company and ... -
Man In Turmoil After Girlfriend Takes Dump In Front Of Him, Indicating Future Marriage And ...
A COUNTY Waterford man was said to be in complete and utter turmoil earlier after his long-time partner took her ... -
Connacht Fans Stay Grounded Following Victory Over Toulouse
Following Connacht’s heroic 14-16 victory against European rugby giants Toulouse, supporters have vowed to keep their collective feet on the ... -
Large Increase In Number Of Joint Rollers ‘Top-Loading’ At House Parties
A NEW Study carried out by the Central Statistics Office has found a dramatic increase in the number of joint ... -
Child’s Letter To Santa Full Of Veiled Threats
 The excitement and anticipation surrounding Christmas is well and truly underway in these, the first few days of December.Homes up ... -
FA Confirm They Will Sack Roy Hodgson After Failing To Get Past Group Stage
Following the just announced groups for next Summer’s World Cup in Rio the FA have released a short statement confirming ... -
Gardai Pretend To Investigate Attempt On John Gilligans Life
GARDAI are said to be ‘pretending’ to investigate an attempt on career criminal John Gilligan’s life today in Dublin. A ...
