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Tradition Of Overspending On Xmas Presents In Order To Be Liked Has Begun
The long standing tradition whereby people who are desperate to be loved try to achieve that goal by spending excessive ... -
Ogle Demands €1.6bn And A Helicopter On The Roof In One Hour With Safe Passage ...
IN A DRAMATIC turn of events in the ESB worker stand off today, union boss Brendan Ogle gave negotiators a ... -
Hilarious Guy Dying To Make Nelson Mandela/Morgan Freeman Mix-up Joke At Some Stage Today
HILARIOUS Waterford man Jimmy Hayes is said to be absolutely dying to crack his fantastic Nelson Mandela/Morgan Freeman mixup joke ... -
“What Are You Lookin’ At?” Asks Scumbag Who Has Spent 10 Minutes Trying To Catch ...
Earlier today while waiting for the Luas into work some scumbag caught your attention by insisting on constantly spitting while ... -
Lad On 12 Pubs Of Xmas Has Funny Story About Vomiting On Himself In Public
Eamon Ferris, originally from Limerick but now living in Dublin, has the funniest story about vomiting all over himself in ... -
Kristen Stewart Disappointed By The Lack Of Movie Roles For Insufferable Bitches
In a world exclusive, WWN interviewed Twilight star Kristen Stewart on the set of her new movie Snow White and ... -
Illegal Wheelchair Racing Ring Shut Down
Five nurses and two doctors based in Connolly Hospital, Blanchardstown, Dublin have been arrested today. It is believed the individuals ... -
Criminals Criticise Working Conditions
Following a botched post office robbery in Co. Meath yesterday the Criminal’s Union of Ireland (CUI) has spoken out against ... -
World’s Most Advanced Robot Going Through Awkward Teenage Phase
ASIMO, who currently holds the title of the world’s most advanced robot, is reportedly going through the awkward teenager phase. ... -
American Gun Enthusiasts Welcome Amazon Air Drone Targets Containing Free Prize
GUN ENTHUSIASTS have welcomed Amazons latest venture in air-delivery technology today, stating the drones will make great target practice with ... -
End Of Movember Sees Dramatic Reduction In ‘Creepy-Looking Men’
Yesterday marked the first day of December and thus the end of the month long metamorphosis men go through to ... -
Kenny And Gilmore To List Achievements In Office During 30 Second Press Conference
The Fine Gael led coalition government will mark their first two years in office with a press conference detailing their ...
