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Astronomy Ireland: ‘Comet Was Some Heap Of Shite’
ASTRONOMY IRELAND confirmed today that Comet ISON was ‘some heap of shite’ after it burned up today passing through the ... -
Poor People To Make Sure Their Children Don’t Watch The Toy Show Tonight
In an effort to avoid the heartbreaking moment where they have to explain how tough life really is poor people ... -
Guy Who Shared TED Talk Feeling Pretty Intellectual Now
A COUNTY Kilkenny man is said to be feeling pretty intellectual this evening after several Facebook friends, that he would ... -
Stephen And Steven Destined To Be Mortal Enemies
As Stephen Quinlan enjoyed a few sociable drinks yesterday evening he was introduced to his future arch nemesis Steven Doyle. ... -
Drug Trade To Be Recognised By FAS
Yet more good cheer as we approach Christmas with the announcement today that FAS will recognise the burgeoning drugs trade ... -
Swans More Evil Than You Could Ever Have Imagined
A report issued today by the Department of Agriculture, Food and the Marine claims that a swan’s capacity for pure ... -
Becoming Homeless Even More Fashionable, New Figures Reveal
News that the number of homeless people in Dublin has nearly trebled in recent times has been met with a ... -
Man Cycling To Work Acting Like He’s Saving The Fucking World
Jon Moore, a 33-year-old bike-to-work aficionado, was giving drivers the ‘death stare’ this morning on the way to work. The ... -
All Blacks To Include Twerking In Haka Before Ireland Game
THE NEW ZEALAND rugby team have finally bowed to the public outcry for a new, less rigid Haka routine. The ... -
Kerry Hospitals Now Charging Patients For Oxygen
FOLLOWING on from recent revelations that staff at two Kerry hospitals have been charging staff for boiling water, comes the ... -
Museum Of Stupid Fucking Ideas To Open Next To Niall Horan Museum
AN ON-LINE campaign sparked by outrage at the news that Mullingar is set to open a Niall Horan museum has ... -
Parents ‘Not All That Impressed’ With Sons Art Work But Feel Obliged To Stick It ...
PARENTS OF 4-year-old Matthew Casey was said to be ‘not all that impressed’ with their son’s latest piece of artwork, ...
