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Sex Advice Column Just A Series Of Words Chosen At Random
PRECOCIOUS student Donal Connelly (19) made a startling discovery earlier today while reading a sex advice column. Donal had been ... -
Thousands Disappointed There’s No Google Doodle Sniper Game For JFK Anniversary
INTERNET SEARCH engine giant Google has today come under fire from thousands of users for not creating a Google Doodle ... -
Irish Pigs Sick Of Foreign Pigs Coming Over Here And Stealing Their Jobs
THE IRISH Pigs Association (IPA) have today appealed to Minister for Agriculture, Marine and Food Simon Coveney to take action ... -
Reeling In The Years – 1957: Women Officially Upgraded To 2nd Class Citizens By Government
In a move that has shocked many people in this country John A. Costello and his government have officially upgraded ... -
New CIA Evidence Reveals JFK Committed Suicide
THE AMERICAN Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) has released concrete evidence that proves that assassinated president John F Kennedy actually committed ... -
90% Of Nations Abandonment Issues Traced Back To Original Pippa Leaving Home And Away
A STUDY carried out by a group of leading psychiatrists in the country has found that over ninety percent of ... -
God To Bring Forward Judgement Day Over ‘Selfie’ Addition To The English Language
THE GREAT Lord almighty announced his decision today to bring forward the day of Judgement following his ongoing disgust with ... -
Keith Richards Face To Be Used As Anti-smoking Warning On Cigarette Packs
THE European Commission has called for shocking close-up pictures of Keith Richards face to be used on cigarette packets in ... -
International Activist Group Anonymous Claims Responsibilty For TD’s MILF Page Like
INTERNATIONAL HACTIVISTS Anonymous has claimed responsibility for liking a MILF Facebook page using Michael McGrath TD’s personal Facebook page. The ... -
Guy Sitting Next To You On The Bus Listening To His Music Having A ‘Moment’
Unbeknownst to you, during your daily morning commute into work, a fellow passenger was having what people commonly call ‘a ... -
Vatican To Change Internet Search Browser To Yahoo
THE VATICAN is expected to announce a change in the way it searches the internet today after using the Google ... -
“Bodies!! Sure I Can’t Even Remember Where I Left My House Keys Most Of The ...
SINN FEIN leader Gerry Adams said today he has no idea where the bodies of murdered IRA traitors were left ...
