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Irish To Remain Whitest People On Earth Following New Sunbed Laws
Initially, it was thought the regulations put forward were conceived primarily with the Nation’s health in mind but WWN has ... -
Met Eireann Weather Warning: “Jaysus, That’s Some Wind”
Galway, Mayo, Sligo, Donegal and Leitrim are set to be affected by high winds. WWN has reproduced Met Eireann’s latest ... -
“We Thought Corruption Was All Part Of Being A Government Body” Says NAMA Chief
CHAIRMAN of the National Assets Management Agency Frank Daly defended recent leaks today, stating that its members thought corruption was ... -
God Not Sure Where To Put Ronnie Biggs
A VATICAN spokesperson stated today that the almighty father of the universe has ‘no idea’ where to put the late ... -
‘Mad Bastard’ Buys Himself Novelty Christmas Jumper
John, the mad bastard, was out and about the other day doing some early Christmas shopping when he spotted a ... -
Family Of Kim Jong-Un Very Worried About What To Get Him For Christmas
FAMILY MEMBERS of North Korean supreme leader Kim Jong-un are said to be ‘very worried’ about what to get the ... -
Gardaà Appeal To Witness Who Is ‘Most Definitely Not The Attacker’
Gardaà have today made a fresh appeal for witnesses to the assault of young Cork student Cian Delaney. Mr. Delaney ... -
Lonely Irish Pensioner Actually ‘Quite Annoying’ Claim Neighbours
NEIGHBOURS of Irish pensioner James Gray have broken their silence today, with the majority of which stating that he is ... -
2013 Treasure Hunt Champions Arrested After Diggin Up €1 Million
The Gardaà are believed to have arrested two men in connection with the discovery of €1 million in a Limerick ... -
Coppers Announce €6.8 Million Profit As Gonorrhoea Cases Soar By 33%
This week in strange coincidences the HSE revealed that gonorrhoea cases in Ireland have increased by 33% in recent years ... -
Crime Journalist Paul Williams Arrested As Prime Suspect In Botched Gilligan Hit
CRIME REPORTER Paul Williams, who has made a living writing books on Ireland’s most notorious criminals, is now the main ... -
Irish Radio DJ Changes It Up, Plays ‘Blurred Lines’ For The 5,456th Time This Year
Conor Waldron, an unquestionably cool DJ working in a local radio station made the brave and bold step of changing ...
