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Dublin Man Definitely Going To The Gym Next Year, Honest
Dublin man Dave Taylor had friends and family absolutely convinced he would be hitting the gym on the 1st of ... -
Man High On Meth Who Fought Off Policemen While Masturbating Declared World’s First Male Multi-Tasker
37-year-old Andrew Frey made international headlines this week after news spread of his extraordinary altercation with American police officials. While ... -
“I Should Have Never Crossed That Fucking Road.” Admits Chicken
BEING the butt of any joke can be humiliating, and unfortunately for one farmyard-bird it became a lot more than ... -
WWN’s Timeline To Quitting The Fags
• 20 minutes Its been twenty whole minutes since your last ever smoke. You begin to panic throw away ... -
Government To Launch Social Welfare Chain Gangs In 2014
CUTTING hedges, digging ditches and cleaning sewerage drains could all come part of the social welfare claimants daily working routine ... -
‘Marriage Problem Ruined My Drinking’, Admits Waterford Man
HIS friends were horrified. They felt betrayed. Terrence had promised them it would never happen again, but late night calls ... -
Richard Dawkins Doesn’t Exist, Claim Christians
A small group of fervent Christians have today announced that international best selling author and prominent atheist Richard Dawkins does ... -
Unemployed Man Is Refused Raise By Social Welfare Dept For Third Time In Six Years
UNEMPLOYED sports critic Alan Deegan was refused a ‘raise’ by the Social Welfare Department, even though he has been with ... -
A Quinn Family Member Dies A Little Inside Every 5 Seconds Says Concern At Launch ...
A QUINN family member will die a little inside every five seconds, according to Concern, which is launching a new ... -
Babies Who Fart In The Key Of C At Higher Risk Of Childhood Obesity, Finds ...
A REALLY important study has found that babies who break wind in the key of C are three times more ... -
“I Just Love Strangers Invading My Personal Space And Touching My Stomach” Says Pregnant Woman
Expectant mother, Sarah Curley has spoken to WWN of the immense joy and overwhelming excitement she feels when a stranger ... -
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!…Beyoncé!
WWN can exclusively report that Ireland has gone a bit mad for former Destiny’s Child singer Beyoncé. A recent WWN ...
