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Ireland To Return To The Bond Markets, Whatever They Are
WWN understands many Irish people are reacting positively to the news that Ireland is to return to the bond markets ... -
Jealous Nation Descends On Spotless Kilkenny With Their Rubbish
While Kilkenny and its people were celebrating the news that they have retained the crown of Ireland’s Cleanest City the ... -
Something, Something Weather
Everybody is talking about it. No sense in missing out. ‘Tis fierce windy’ will probably do it. Waves. Did you ... -
Pylon Attacks Seven Year Old Boy In Dublin
A DUBLIN boy was attacked by a 50 metre pylon today while innocently walking on his way to school. Derek ... -
Man With Official Looking Badge Convinced He Is Important
Wicklow Man Ross Filan took to the streets of Arklow today to inform people of his inherent importance. Mr. Filan, ... -
Waterford Man Finds Elusive HTTP 404 Hiding In Attic
A COUNTY Waterford Man discovered the elusive HTTP 404 hiding in his attic after he began putting away his Christmas ... -
Meek To Sue Jesus Over Earth Inheritance Claim
THE MEEK have announced they are suing Jesus Christ of Nazareth over an Earth inheritance claim which was promised to ... -
Waterford Feeling Fairly Exotic After Landslide
As a result of a landslide at Plunkett Railway Station in Waterford on New Year’s Eve local residents have confessed ... -
Cork Confirm They Have Better Floods Than Dublin
Cork natives have been quick to dispel rumours that the current floods they are experiencing are in some way inferior ... -
Grammar Nazi’s Day Ruined After Seeing Spalling Mistake
27-year-old Masters student Donal Flynn was all set to enjoy a stress free day until he spotted a spalling mistake ... -
Man United Must Be Kicked While They’re Down, Agree Football Fans
AILING PREMIER League side Manchester United ‘must be kicked while they’re down’, said football fans today, after the Devils lost ... -
Back To Work Blues Countered By Not Doing A Tap
WWN can exclusively report that most of the Nation are said to be devastated at having to head back to ...
