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Kid Dressed In Black Bin Bag Not Sure Exactly What He’s Supposed To Be
A YOUNG Roscommon boy will tonight celebrate Halloween by going Trick Or Treating with his friends, despite not knowing exactly ... -
“It Feels A Lot Later Than It Is,” Claims County Limerick Man
COUNTY Limerick male Jim Chambers was taken aback this evening when wife Geraldine Chambers confirmed the time to be only ... -
The Edge Learns New Chord
FOLLOWING U2’s recent album download success with tech giants Apple, lead guitarist David Evans aka ‘The Edge’ has gone from ... -
Woman Who Finally Found Man Of Her Dreams To Wait Several Days Before Texting Him ...
SHRILL cries of joy were heard emanating from inside the Great Oaks apartment complex in Dublin’s City centre, last night ... -
“I Thought We Told You To Fuck Off,” Nation Tells Garth Brooks
ONLY three weeks after the department of education confirmed Leaving Cert history would be changed to reflect ‘pre’ and ‘post’ ... -
Top Ten Michael Collins Quotes
These are the ten most memorable Michael Collins quotes according to a 1998 historical survey report carried out by Historians Ireland. According ... -
Ignorant Bastard Pretending He Didn’t Just Bang His Car Door Off Yours Right There
THE exiting owner of a navy ’04 Ford Focus is only pretending he didn’t just bang his car door off ... -
Waterford Wins 2014 Snidey Towns Award
WATERFORD city has today been named Snidey Towns winner 2014, beating competition from 849 towns and villages across the country. Minister ... -
Horoscopes
Aries March 21 – April 19 Typing ‘how shallow is too shallow for a grave’ into Google this week will ... -
Noonan Pulls All-Nighter After Realising Budget Is Due Tomorrow
MINISTER for Finance Michael Noonan is to work all night in a desperate attempt to get Budget 2015 completed for ... -
“Ireland’s Tactics Against Germany Will Involve Roy Keane Death Stare,” Confirms O’Neill
AHEAD of Ireland’s crunch Euro qualifier clash with reigning World Cup winners Germany, manager Martin O’Neill has outlined his side’s ... -
Dublin Father Suspicious Of Daughter’s Creepy Doll Collection After Watching Horror Movie
DUBLIN father and self-confessed hardman Kevin Ganley is growing increasingly suspicious of his daughter’s doll collection after a trip to ...
