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Keyboard Water Protester Can’t Make The March Tomorrow ‘Cause He’s Busy Doing Something’
UNEMPLOYED keyboard activist Danny Kent said today he will not be able to attend tomorrow’s demonstration against water charges in Dublin ... -
HSE ‘Very Prepared’ For Being Unprepared For Ebola Outbreak
THE HSE has reacted strongly to public worry and criticism which states the health service will be unable to deal ... -
Struggling Waterford Family Forced To Pee, Poo And Brush Teeth Together In Same Shower
A STRUGGLING Waterford family confessed today to having to “pee, poo and brush their teeth together” in the same shower ... -
Good News As Dublin Drugs Firm Creates 20 Jobs
WELCOMEÂ news on the jobs front as a drugs firm is expanding its operations in the Nation’s capital. The firm’s expansion ... -
Sinn Féin Can’t Believe They’re Level In The Polls With Fine Gael Either
A POLL carried out by Ipsos MRBI on behalf of The Irish Times today reveals that Sinn Féin are neck-in-neck ... -
Back Alley Plastic Surgeons Now Offering ‘Blur Face’ Procedure For Criminals
ROGUE medical students in Dublin trying to support themselves through university are now offering back alley procedures to career criminals ... -
Twitter Reacts To Reaction Of Twitter Reacting To Something
MANY media publications and the world itself are said to be on the verge of destruction after a poorly thought ... -
Sinn Féin Alternative Budget Offering Carton Of L&M’s For €40 A Pop
SINN FÉIN today announced its alternative recommendations for the upcoming budget for 2015. Commenting on the previous tax hikes on cigarettes ... -
Dublin Girl Finally Finds Perfect Small Bit Of Fabric She Will Call Halloween Costume
DUBLIN GIRL Emer Reilly has finally settled on the small piece of fabric she will call her Halloween outfit after ... -
Tech Conference Debates How To Pronounce ‘Gif’ Correctly For 4th Day In A Row
THE leading lights of the tech industry have entered a fourth day of intense debate on one of the most ... -
“Fuck It, Gimme A Steak” – Morrissey
FORMER Smiths frontman and hardcore vegetarian Morrissey has stunned the world by gorging himself on a massive steak dinner while ... -
Cat Belonging To Enda Kenny To Replace Hilary Quinlan On Board Of Irish Water
WATERFORD Whispers News has learned today that a cat belonging to An Taoiseach Enda Kenny has unanimously been voted into ...
