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“Almost The Weekend,” Says Chirpy Coworker Who Lives Alone With Her Cats
IMPOSSIBLY chirpy coworker Laura Andrews is busy making her way around the office trying to spread some ‘thank God it’s ... -
The Dark Side Of National Potato Day: Potato Addiction
TODAY marks National Potato Day and while the country rightly celebrates the hardy and versatile food many media outlets choose ... -
Shops Increase Umbrella Prices By 400%
RETAILERS up and down the country have come in for criticism following their decision to up the prices of umbrellas ... -
TV3 Forced To Suspend Programming Due To Green Screen Being In The Wash
IRISH television network TV3 announced it was forced to suspend all programming today due to their green screen being in ... -
Phil Hogan Perfect Cunt For The Job, Finds Europe
MEMBERS of the EU parliament today were left in awe of Irish commissioner designate Phil Hogan’s performance during a three ... -
Clooney To Spend Weekend In Ikea With The Missus
NEWLYWED actor George Clooney is to spend this weekend getting bits and pieces for the house in Ikea with his ... -
Boss Who Claims He’s A ‘Glass Half Full’ Kind Of Person Actually A Whinging Bollocks
TELESALES supervisor Jerome Murphy was secretly branded a “whinging bollocks” today by agents after delivering a lengthy team discussion on being positive ... -
Kenny Sends Varadker Down To The Shops To Get Ice Pops For Everyone
MEMBERS of the Dáil were left surprised today after Enda Kenny splashed out on ice-cream for every TD during the morning session. Ministers ... -
Galway Dolphins Take To Land Killing 24 People
FOLLOWING on from swimmers being assaulted by dolphins in the Salthill area of Galway yesterday comes the devastating news that ... -
Which Love/Hate Character Are You?
Fancy yourself as a bit of a Nidge, Fran, Elmo or the rest of the gang whose names escape me ... -
8 Reasons Why Irish Women Are The Best In The World
Today we turn our attention to the beloved and not praised enough Irish woman. 1. Irish women often have Irish ... -
Wives & Girlfriends Completely Unprepared For Impending Man Flu Epidemic
DESPITE advanced warning and a year on year increase in cases, the Nation’s wives and girlfriends are yet again completely ...
