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French Warship Spotted In Irish Waters Doing Donuts, Wheelies
COMPLAINTS have been lodged along the west coast of Ireland concerning the growing scourge of international naval forces conducting war ... -
Where Are They Now? The ‘Ah Here Leave It Out’ Woman
IT’S been 10 years since the infamous cries of ‘ah here, leave it out!’ rang through the streets of Dublin ... -
Possible Explanations For Unusual Tide Activity Off Southern Coast
A BIZARRE phenomenon off the Cork coast which saw a tsunami-like surge in the tide before it dramatically receded in ... -
“It’s 45 Degrees Here, But It’s A Dry Heat” Points Out Irish Man On Spanish ...
“It’s a different heat – a dry heat,” local holiday maker David Hughes has advised anyone asking about the latest ... -
British Rail Strike Risks Condemning Country To ‘Donegal’ Levels Of Transport Options
INSANE MARXIST unions have plunged British rail commuters into a nightmare upside-down world known by Irish people as ‘Donegal’. Trapped ... -
Nothing More Satisfying Than Watching Kid Crying At Skybound Birthday Balloon, Finds Report
A NEW report into things that make people happy has found that watching a snotty nosed kid crying manically over ... -
Giggs Steps Down As Wales Manager After Single-Handedly Leading Them To Euros & Historic World ...
A TRIUMPHANT Ryan Giggs has decided to go out on top in the wake of guiding his Wales team to ... -
Calls For Fibber Magee’s Smoking Area To Be Preserved As Historic Fingering Site
WITH planning permission sought for a hotel to be built on the site of Fibber Magee’s beer garden, thousands of ... -
Brexit, Day 4,567: Why Won’t The Stupid Paddies Do What We Say
IT IS already shaping up to be another frustrating day in British politics, as the potato-brained imbeciles in Ireland voice ... -
“Time Gentlemen Please” Irish Bartenders Deployed To Ukraine To Force Russians Home
IRELAND hasn’t ruled out the notion of committing our army to an all-Europe defence force in the next few years, ... -
Government Advise Wearing Face Masks Over Eyes When Purchasing Goods
IN A BID to curb the effects of spiralling inflation on the struggling nation, the government has advised consumers to ... -
Man Utd Secretly Filmed By TV Companies Being Shit For Last 9 Years
“THAT’S not on, United were good enough to come and have a kickabout, there was no need to film. Bit ...
