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Ambulance Turns Up In Time For Woman’s Month’s Mind
DISPATCHED in response to a call about an unresponsive woman in her 60s, ambulance personnel on the scene a month ... -
Lad Under Impression Local Remote Working Hub Needs An Office Joker
AS up to 10,000 ‘hot desk’ slots open up for remote working across the country today, work-from-home dad of two ... -
Premium Petrol Available For People Who Don’t Think Regular Stuff Is Dear Enough
DESPITE fuel prices soaring to previously unheard of levels, WWN has learned of a number of individuals who are still ... -
NI Protocol To Be Officially Burned On July 11th Bonfire
BRITISH Prime Minister Boris Johnson has confirmed that the Northern Ireland Protocol will be officially burned in a traditional bonfire ... -
Turf Cutting Fundamentalist Threatens To Burn Himself Outside Dáil
THERE is an extremely disturbing incident unfolding outside Leinster House at this very minute with the public asked to stay ... -
Priti Patel To Carry Refugees To Rwanda On Her Back If She Has To
A FURIOUS Priti Patel has issued threats to physically carry every damn refugee in Britain all the way to Rwanda ... -
“My Work Here Is Done” Reid Steps Down As HSE Chief Now System Running Smoothly
PUTTING on a pair of shades and calmly walking away from a large scale Hollywood action movie explosion, HSE chief ... -
US Republicans Willing To Compromise On Abortion By Gun
SPARKING protests across the country after the US Supreme Court’s landmark ruling overturning Roe v Wade ended the constitutional right ... -
Record Number Of Irrational Women In US Overreacting
“I CAN’T help but heartily laugh at how these little ladies are taking this business a tad too personally,” chuckled ... -
Hero Armagh Player Intervenes To Put Contact Lens Back In For Galway Player
AN ARMAGH player has been praised for taking sportsmanship to a new level following a generous and thoughtful intervention during ... -
Is This Your First Recession? Don’t Worry, We Got You
FOR younger people reading this, there may be growing concerns about the rumblings of a global recession coming inexorably in ... -
Tinder Introduces New ‘Will You Shift My Mate?’ Feature
DATING app Tinder has introduced a raft of new features aimed specifically at the rural Irish market, in a bid ...
