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Probably Best Not Antagonise Communist Ruler With 1.5bn Expendable People, UN Tells US
THE United Nations has reiterated the fact that China is a communist state with 1.5 billion people whose leader is ... -
Players Seeking Team Change To Be Sent To GAA Reeducation Camp
NEW PROTOCOLS for club players seeking to move teams have been drawn up by the GAA to avoid another situation ... -
Farmer Doing Something A Little Something Special This Slurry Season
RURAL Waterford is abuzz today, after a nearby farmer appears to have added a little je ne sais quoi to ... -
Guess Those Celebrity Pecks
TEST your pop culture knowledge by guessing which famous person’s pecks you’re staring at. Guess correctly and it’s a proof ... -
Xi Jinping Makes Controversial Visit To Disputed Territory Of New Mexico
IN WHAT is being called a clear act of retaliation for Nancy Pelosi’s visit to Taiwan, China’s leader Xi Jinping ... -
LIV Announces Inaugural Khashoggi Cup
THE controversial Saudi-backed LIV golf organisation has announced an upcoming tournament named after journalist Jamal Khashoggi, who accidentally and tragically ... -
Dublin Airport Goes Missing Over Night
BELEAGUERED DUBLIN airport staff are contending with fresh customer dissatisfaction after completely losing track of the airport itself. “It was ... -
“Free Contraception Comes At The Price Of Eternal Damnation”
AS part of WWN’s Opinions series, we give a platform to people we really shouldn’t. This week, it’s the turn ... -
We Compare Taylor Swift’s Carbon Emissions With Taylor Who Drives Drives A Suzuki Swift
THE TRACKING of high net worth celebrities with private jets revealed Taylor Swift’s private jet took 170 flights in the ... -
Song Lyrics That You Couldn’t Get Away With Today
POPULAR music artist Beyoncé has agreed to remove a derogatory term from a song on her current album following backlash ... -
Damning Pictures Emerge Of Sabina Higgins Leading Donbas Offensive
THINGS just got a little more complicated for the office of the President of Ireland, WWN can reveal. Drawing criticism ... -
Terrorist Would Become New Al Qaeda Leader But Can’t Get Life Assurance Anywhere
RECRUITERS on LinkedIn are struggling to get candidates to apply for the recently vacated position of leader of Al Qaeda, ...
