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Trump Gives Up Children Seconds Into Questioning By Authorities
DESPITE claims Donald Trump ‘shut the fuck up for the first time in his life’ by pleading the fifth during ... -
Woman In Dryrobe Under Impression She’s Maintaining Some Sort Of Dignity
THE rise of the dryrobe has gone hand-in-hand with the rise of sea-swimming (previously known as swimming), with many new ... -
Sick, Sick Bastard Loves Dr. Pimple Popper
ONE of the most unhinged individuals to ever grace the planet has been sharing his passion for watching Dr. Pimple ... -
One Of Your Pals Is On Alex Jones’ Side, Of Course
INFOWARS host Alex Jones has been ordered to pay $49.3mn to the parents of Sandy Hook victims, prompting doses around ... -
Think Woodstock ’99 Was Bad? Here’s The Story Of Slane ’88
VIEWERS have been captivated by the carnage of Netflix’s documentary charting the nightmarish downfall of Woodstock ’99; but how familiar ... -
Heatwave To Be Nice Distraction From Ukraine, Gaza, Taiwan, Climate Change
THIS WEEK’S heatwave couldn’t have been timed better, according to those looking for a distraction from a variety of possible ... -
Things Russell Crowe Can Do In Dalkey To Endear Himself To The Irish
HOLLYWOOD megastar Russell Crowe is rumoured to be staying in the same Dalkey house where Matt Damon famously spent his ... -
Government Will Look Into Claim ‘Ireland Least Prepared For Winter Gas Crisis’ In March Next ...
WARNINGS from experts that Ireland is ill-prepared for a potential energy shortage in winter is being taken very seriously by ... -
Raid On Trump’s Home Obviously Some Kind Of Misunderstanding
FOLLOWING the unprecedented scenes of FBI agents executing a search warrant on the Mar-a-Lago home of former US president Donald ... -
Sinn Féin Rise 10% In Polls After McDonald Rolls Eyes At Taoiseach
SINN FÉIN’S unerring ability to speak to the very heart of the Irish electorate and their myriad concerns has been ... -
Dublin Woman Marks Death Of Olivia Newton-John By Watching VHS Of Grease For 1,312th Time
THE sad passing of Hollywood legend Olivia Newton-John at the age of 73 has prompted Dublin woman Aine Canning to ... -
Rishi Sunak Slowly Realising He Can Say Whatever He Wants Now
TORY LEADERSHIP contender Rishi Sunak has been told to ‘relax’ after a video appeared to show him boasting about purposely ...











