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Over 300 Irish Barstaff Publicly Executed Over Poorly Poured Pints
A STAGGERING 304 bar staff members have been publicly executed in Ireland so far this year after they were found ... -
Irish Sex Criminal Jailed For 27 Years Instead Of Usual 3 With Last 2 Suspended
A NOTORIOUS Irish sex criminal dubbed the ‘kingpin of child abuse material’ has been sentenced to 27 years by a ... -
Palace Investigators Call On Andrew Accuser To Speak To Them In Paris
PRIVATE investigators working for Buckingham Palace have called on the woman currently accusing Prince Andrew of sexual assault to fly ... -
New State Pension Plans Kinda Banking On A Lot Of You Old Fucks Dying
THE STATE has laid out some sample plans aimed at averting a crippling state pension crisis in the coming decades, ... -
Woman Introducing Way Too Many Side Characters Into What Should Be Simple Bit Of Gossip
WATERFORD woman Eileen McHardle has agreed to attend a one-day seminar on effective gossiping, following feedback from her peers about ... -
Gardaà In Kerry Babies Case Exhume Ireland’s Women-Hating Past As Part Of Investigation
IN ADDITION to exhuming the remains of ‘Baby John’ the murdered baby at the centre of the Kerry Babies case, ... -
400 Tonnes Of Guinness Delivered To Dáil Bar As Politicians Return
THERE were tearful scenes as TDs’ parents dropped them off at the gates of Leinster House for their first day ... -
Hotel With Contract For Homeless, Direct Provision, Students & Mandatory Quarantine Still Has Balls To ...
ONE LOCAL hotelier has vocalised his continued ‘poor me’ stance amid the ongoing pandemic despite several years of steady contracts ... -
Prince Andrew Offered Deal If He Agrees To Wear Wire In Palace
“YOU, rotting in a cell for the next 30 years? That’s not what we’re after here. We’re after the big ... -
Kim Kardashian Stuns In Taliban Designed Dress At Met Gala
CONFOUNDING & ASTOUNDING in equal measure Kim Kardashian shocked the fashion world last night as she went with unknown and ... -
McGregor Can’t Be Brought Anywhere, Finds Report
THE actions of MMA star Conor McGregor at the recent MTV Video Music Awards are just further proof of the ... -
“It Brought Me Back From The Dead”: Shergar Reviews Ivermectin
FORMERLY MISSING, presumed dead horse Shergar has sensationally confirmed to WWN that not only is he alive and well but ...
