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Sláintecare Head Quits In Sure Sign Healthcare Reforms Going Well
WITH WELL publicised waiting lists stretching on for longer than the Lord of the Rings Directors Cut DVD boxset, the ... -
Church To Pass Government Request For Land Onto God, Thanks
THE Catholic Primate of All Ireland Eamon Martin has promised to pass on a letter from Housing Minister Darragh O’Brien, ... -
Fianna Fáil Think-In To Be Just One Massive Bitching Session About Fine Gael
A LEAKED itinerary for the upcoming two-day Fianna Fáil ‘think-in’ has shown that almost the entire first day has been ... -
Jenner Corp Confirm Franchise Expansion Plans
THE news of the latest acquisition which will not be online for another few months, has sent anticipation among consumers ... -
Howth Goats Already Skipping Meals To Afford Rent
“WE’RE in a job that is so fundamental to the ongoing life and prosperity of the local area so naturally ... -
Inspiring! This Nation Lost 5st After Being Fed Bullshit By Government For A Year
IT’S the weight loss sensation that’s keeping an entire country slim and trim! Introducing the all-bullshit diet that has the ... -
“I’m Going To Buy A New Notepad, Pen”: Gardaà Tell Us What They’ll Spend 1% ...
SECURING a 1% pay increase in the remainder of this year with a further 2% to come in 2022, delighted ... -
Martin Admits He Would Sack Coveney If He Was Taoiseach
“OH LET me tell you, if I was Taoiseach he’d have my shoe imprinted on his arse from kicking him ... -
Varadkar Issues Apology For Shite Taste In Music
BUSY-as-fuck Táiniste Leo Varadkar has taken time out of his hectic, super-important schedule to defend his decision to attend a ... -
Factory That Makes ‘Help Wanted’ Signs Also Stuck For Staff
THE staffing crisis affecting Ireland has continued to cause chaos for employers across the country, to the point where even ... -
Simon Coveney’s Guide To Ghosting Someone
GOT into a texting back and forth relationship of any description; professional, personal, someone aggressively lobbying for a position that ... -
Miserly Cavan Woman Refuses To Share Points With US Solheim Cup Team
CAVAN woman and professional golfer Leona Maguire has been praised for keeping the vast majority of her Solheim Cup points ...
