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Politicians’ Brains To Be Hit Hard By ‘Vacant Property Tax’
A LOOPHOLE in a government proposed ‘Vacant Property Tax’ could see a significant levy applied to Irish politicians’ brains, WWN ... -
Marty Whelan’s Guide To Shagging
IRELAND’S foremost shagger, Marty Whelan talks WWN’s readers through everything you need to know when picking out your next shag ... -
Kabul Airport Calm In Comparison To Irish Primary School Drop-Off
REPORTS have reached WWN of upset parents being separated from their children amid scenes of disorganised chaos with no signs ... -
Taliban Condemns Restrictive Texas Abortion Law
“FROM one region under the tyrannical regime of religious fundamentalists to another,” read a statement from the Taliban, after learning ... -
Coveney Delivers Latest Version Of Hacking Story From Bottom Of Hole He Dug
CHANGING his story more times than Elizabeth Taylor changed husbands, Minister for Foreign Affairs and Defence Simon Coveney is again ... -
Ref From Ireland Game Discovers Portuguese Ancestry 5 Minutes Into Match
A HEARTWARMING sporting story emerged last night during Ireland’s World Cup qualifier against Portugal when referee Matej Jug received the ... -
Benefits Of Drinking One Bottle Of Wine Every Night
BY NOW, everyone knows that wine is the healthiest drink you can consume in large quantities and is 9 times ... -
Badass Still Hasn’t Gotten Vaccinated
ALTHOUGH Ireland continues to boast the second-highest vaccine uptake in Europe trailing only Malta, there still remains some people who ... -
Zappone Party Report Fails To Clarify If Tánaiste Had Tie Around Head When ‘Walk Of ...
AS eager as the government may be to leave ‘Zapponegate’ behind them, the recollection of the Merrion Hotel event by ... -
Conservation Experts Urge Cull Of Invasive Wetherspoon Pub Species
IN A BID to preserve indigenous species of pubs before it’s too late, leading conservationists are calling for the eradication ... -
Postman No Idea He’s The Biggest Drug Courier In Town
BLISSFULLY unaware of the vast array of contraband he is currently peddling around on his daily route, Waterford postman Davey ... -
Climate Scientists Advise Storing Earth In A Cool, Dry Place Away From Direct Sunlight
ACCEPTING that political and business leaders seem incapable of embracing actual climate change measures which would prevent a warming of ...
