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Tearful Scenes As Macron Meets Mullingar Pen Pal From 1991 Junior Cert French
“BONJOUR Emmanuel. Comment ça va? Je m’appelle Eamon. J’habite en Irlande. J’habite en Mullingar, une plus grande ville. Ou habite ... -
Grandmother’s Donations To Grandkids Investigated Following Financial Irregularities
YET another charitable organisation in Ireland has been called into disrepute this week, following allegations that Waterford grandparent Elsie O’Daid’s ... -
Ordering A Non-Alcoholic Beer In An Irish Pub; A Guide
AMONG the most terrifying prospects in the modern world, and we include the impending threat of climate change or another ... -
Food Shortages Due To Brexit Absolutely Part Of Our Genius Plan, Confirms Johnson
PM BORIS JOHNSON has sought to reassure the British public amid food shortages and warnings of further shortages during the ... -
Corpse Of Kurt Cobain Sued For Allegedly ‘Sniffing’ Teen’s Spirit
FRESH from the news that Nevermind baby and cover star, former baby and now adult man Spencer Elden, is suing ... -
Public Warned Not To Fall For Frostbit Boy’s Elaborate Rebranding Attempt To Become ‘Stranded Dolphin ...
AN AMBITIOUS covert marketing campaign said to cost millions has seen the LA-based management team behind viral sensation Frostbit Boy ... -
Varadkar Won’t Rest Until He Finds Out Who’s Responsible For Not Reopening Events Industry
“THAT sonovabitch, when I find him, he will pay and how,” a defiant Tánaiste Leo Varadkar said, raising an angry ... -
‘Restrictions Gone By Christmas’ & Other Promises The Government Probably Shouldn’t Be Making
WITH Minister for Health Stephen Donnelly talking up the likelihood of having all current Covid-19 restrictions lifted by Christmas time ... -
GP Charges 50 Quid For Each Controversial Anti-Vax Comment
THOUSANDS of calls of complaint have flooded the switchboard of Waterford daytime radio DJ Eoghan Ruddy, after he brought to ... -
Horrible Assholes Asked To Go One Day Without Blaming Stranger’s Death On Vaccine, Thanks
AS THE NUMBER of instances involving callous morons with room temperature IQs falsely claiming they have the inside track on ... -
Arts Industry Rename Themselves ‘Gaelic Arts Association’
THE GAA has called for the return of all arts and events at significantly enhanced capacity, in a move that ... -
God Kicks Keith Moon Off Drums
CALLING a band meeting involving Bowie, Prince, John Entwistle, Aretha Franklin and dozens of others, God told longtime drummer Keith ...
