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Childrens’ Union Criticises Change To Close Contact System Citing ‘Handy Week Off School’
THE CHILDRENS’ Union of Ireland confirmed it is ‘flabbergasted’ by the short notice provided to them regarding the implementation of ... -
US Government Horrified That Mistreatment Of Migrants Was Caught On Camera
US BORDER officials have confessed to being left profoundly inconvenienced by video of border patrolmen on horseback appearing to strike ... -
Nation Almost Forgot It Had Budget To Look Forward To
PEOPLE cowering in trepidation of the long lull between summer and Halloween with nothing to look forward to were today ... -
Biden’s UN Speech Full Of Usual Hopey Changey No War, All Peace Bullshit
IN HIS MAIDEN speech to the UN as US president, Joe Biden confirmed that the US had hoped to change ... -
Scam Callers Make Millions After Charging Irish People By The ‘Goodbye’
SCAM callers from around the world have revealed the real reason they have chosen to target Ireland in recent times, ... -
Progress As Man Punched Instead Of Being Shot In Face By Loyalist For Playing Wolfe ...
THERE was a new feeling of hope this week in Northern Ireland after a man sitting in his car, presumed ... -
“Linking Rent To Inflation Was Our Terrible Idea First” Complain Sinn Féin
MARKING THE first time Fine Gael have semi-successfully landed a ‘well actually Sinn Féin is to blame for that’ barb, ... -
How I Spend My Money: A Housing Developer Surviving On State Handouts Of Just €195k ...
WELCOME to How I Spend My Money, a totally original series on WWN that looks at what people in Ireland ... -
Health Fucked No Matter What You Do, Finds Study
SENIOR health officials have recommended that everyone should crack into the gin and the quarter pounders as soon and as ... -
Nodding Along In Agreement With Your Intimidating Friend Who Never Admits She’s Wrong
THERE comes a time in every friendship when you just have to support your friend even though they’re very clearly ... -
Week In Canary Islands Still Sounds Alright Despite Erupting Volcano
A RIVER of molten rock spewing from an active volcano, tinging the air for miles around with the acrid smell ... -
Spontaneous Landlord Erections Linked To Rising Inflation, Finds Report
LANDLORDS suffering from a spate of spontaneous erections this week are being warned of further rises after new research found ...
