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Germany To Give This ‘Political Instability’ Thing A Go
FRANKLY bored of the efficient continuity that delivered 16 years of Angela Merkel and her CDU party leading governments, Germans ... -
Everything Is All Under Control, Insists Burning Johnson
SPEAKING from outside a smoke-filled Number 10 this morning, British Prime Minister Boris Johnson has insisted that ‘everything is all ... -
Heavy Rain Forecast, Thank Fuck
FEARS that the nation would head into the winter with nothing to keep the dust down have been allayed by ... -
Bustling Economic Titan Of A Country Opens First New Train Station Since 2013
IRELAND, the runaway prosperous economic juggernaut which is the envy of the world, has once again stoked the fires of ... -
US Golf Fans Just The Worst, Finds Report
NEW RESEARCH coming into WWN Sport from the Institute of Sports Research has revealed that US golf fans are more ... -
Stay Warm This Winter By Burning Leaflets From Politicians Promising They’ll Sort Everything
SAVVY householders may be able to escape savage energy price hikes if they had the foresight to keep the easily ... -
Student Accommodation Crisis: “Just Live In Your Old Pair’s Dublin Apartment Rent Free Like I ...
ON HAND to offer his expertise, free of charge to students deferring their start in college due to a lack ... -
Taliban Actually Quite Strict, Finds Report
A STARTLING new report into Afghanistan’s newly installed government has found that religious fundamentalist group the Taliban are in fact ... -
Man Doesn’t Trust Wife To Use Bread Slicing Machine In Supermarket
SUPERMARKET chains around the country have admitted that they only install customer-operated bread-slicing machines as a way to keep married ... -
Taoiseach’s UN Speech: The Highlights
A HISTORIC first as Ireland presided over a meeting of the UN Security Council which took place earlier today, during ... -
Johnson Hails ‘Success’ In US Trade Talks After Biden Tells Him To Fuck Off
TRYING TO put a positive spin on being told once more in no uncertain terms that a trade deal with ... -
Violent Galway Altercation Sees Several Injured And News Sites Turning Off Comments
A VIOLENT confrontation between two feuding families at a Galway graveyard has left several people injured and the vast majority ...
