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Apple Airpods User Spends Majority Of Life Trying To Locate Apple Airpods
“YOU haven’t seen them, have ya?” remarked Apple airpods owner Gavin Malley, now resorting to tearing up the floorboards in ... -
When The Lights Go Out: A Guide
THE government has refused to offer any assurances or promises that the possibly upcoming energy shortages in winter will not ... -
“I Just Hate That Warble She Does With Her Voice” Wild Boar Speaks Out About ...
“I WHOLEHEARTEDLY apologise, it was a moment of madness, a rush of blood to the protruding tusks but when I ... -
Tickets For NPHET’s Final Briefing Sell Out In Minutes
AFTER ANNOUNCING their final live briefing gig before they go into ‘surveillance mode’, tickets for NPHET’s swansong have sold out ... -
Electricity Shortage The Government Was Repeatedly Warned About Comes Out Of Nowhere
BUILDING ON the good news that energy prices have risen by about 20% this year, comes the news that talk ... -
Glastonbury Eel Appears On Joe Rogan Podcast Talking Shite
THE NEWS that high levels of drugs were found in the waters of the lakes, rivers and marshes surrounding the ... -
“I Couldn’t Get A VPN To Work On That Blasted Fucking Player” Monk Returns Home ...
EXHAUSTED from a culmination of trying to watch Kin on the worst streaming player in recorded history and a poor ... -
Britney Fans Urged To Turn Attention To Uighur Muslims In China Next
A SOURCE close to Britney Spears has thanked her legions of fans for their years-long ‘Free Britney Now’ campaign that ... -
If Ireland Was Run By Anti-Vaxxers
MOST Irish people express deep dissatisfaction with, and a healthy suspicion of, Irish politicians, but what if the one group ... -
DUP Long For Simpler Times Of Fighting Homosexual Cakes
A STRESSED out DUP leader Jeffrey Donaldson and his party fossils are said to be longing for the simpler times ... -
Man Wakes From Another Nightmare In Which New James Bond Is Female BLM Supporting Remain ...
“OH GOD nooooo” screamed middle aged man Steve Kearty as he bolted upright from another nightmare so horrifying, he still ... -
‘Porn, Underage Drink, Loose Cigarettes, Flick Knives, Hepatitis C’: Waterford Bids A Poignant Farewell To ...
YET another iconic business in Waterford City closed its doors for the last time yesterday, prompting hundreds if not thousands ...
