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“We Didn’t Even Fuck A Pig’s Head”: Johnson Downplays Xmas Party
BRITISH Prime Minister Boris Johnson has rubbished claims that members of his Conservative Party government held a riotous Christmas bash ... -
“Just Call Me Daddy” Scholz Tells EU
ANGELA MERKEL’S successor as German Chancellor, Olaf Scholz, has urged his European peers and their citizens to just call him ... -
New Education Minister Barra Finally Closes Schools
“I UNDERSTAND it’s a major inconvenience to parents, it’s short notice and it’s yet another interruption to childrens’ education but ... -
NPHET Can’t Get Recent Zoom Link From Government To Open
THE government have denied reports that they are excluding the National Public Health Emergency Team from the decision-making process, adding ... -
Father Breaks Down In Tears After Daughter Suggests Vegan Christmas Dinner
“JESUS! LORRAINE! Are you trying to kill your father?” said O’Dowd matriarch Patricia as she clutched her crying husband, Derek, ... -
Storm Barra ‘Welcome Change’ To Recent Bad News
THE battering of the west coast by Storm Barra has been met with praise by journalists across the country, who ... -
Bulldozing An ATM For A House Deposit, A Guide
FOLLOWING news that the average deposit amount for first time buyers stands at €52,100, WWN looks at one the fastest ... -
Anti-Stormers Sick Of NSHET Telling Them What To Do
“SLOW DOWN and watch out for fallen debris? I’m sick of them talking to us like we’re children,” said one ... -
Pope ‘Heartbroken’ About Migrant Crisis But Not ‘Solve It With Own Money’ Heartbroken
THE Pope has denounced the selfish and narrow-minded way in which Europe is treating migrants during the longstanding crisis in ... -
Man Watching ‘Succession’ Wishes His Family Were That Loving
LOCAL MAN Stephen O’Byrne can’t help but feel the pangs of jealousy as he watches HBO’s Succession, finding it hard ... -
Aung San Suu Kyi Unlikely To Get Any Songs This Time
DAMIEN Rice and Lisa Hannigan have been told that their services to Aung San Suu Kyi are not needed at ... -
“Didn’t Have To Show Anything. Nothing, Zilch,” Reports Man Passing Through Dublin Airport
DESPITE new requirements for inbound flights into Dublin taking effect today, local man returning from holiday Anthony Roundtree can report ...
