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Tories Draw Line At At Covid Passes Rather Than Corruption, Lying, 146k Covid Deaths
RABBLE rousing rebels in the Tory party sensationally voted against Boris Johnson’s introduction of Covid passes for nightclubs and large ... -
Elf Of The Shelf Pinged As Close Contact, Must Isolate For Two Weeks
THOUSANDS of elves are to be removed from thousands of shelves across Ireland after it was revealed that one or ... -
Parent Willing To Up Teacher’s Xmas Present To 1.5 Candles If She Doesn’t Push For ...
AS MORE reports come in of parents taking preemptive action by keeping their children at home ahead of Christmas, one ... -
Doctor Recommends Surgery After Tests Show Man Is Full Of Himself
A SOUTH DUBLIN resident has been rushed to hospital for emergency surgery after a fast acting doctor identified a rare ... -
Here’s All The Sick Details From The Maxwell Trial You Demented Perverts
SOME are happy to wait it out until a verdict in Ghislaine Maxwell trial is delivered, protecting themselves and their ... -
“Hospitals. Trolleys. Disaster” Reads News For 4,380th Day In A Row
IN THESE uncertain times people tend to cling to the familiar no matter how sad or harrowing it may be ... -
Gerry Adams Regrets Starring In Ad For Body Disposal Firm
FORMER SINN FÉIN president Gerry Adams has apologised for any offence caused by a misjudged appearance in a tongue-in-cheek advert ... -
‘Stick It In Slow’: We Meet The Growing Group Of Vaccine Fetishists
“WAS that as good for you as it was for me?” sighed Waterford vaccine fetishist Ian O’Tanner, lighting a cigarette ... -
€100 Electricity Subsidy All Energy Company Needs To Justify Another Price Increase
ENERGY firms operating in Ireland have finally given in to the government and reluctantly accepted the €100 subsidy to be ... -
Burrito Place Implements Mandatory Tattoo Policy For Staff
APPLICANTS for customer-facing roles at a new Waterford burrito bar will require a minimum of one arm completely covered in ... -
Priest Shortage: How The Church Plans On Recruiting New Blood
ACROSS Ireland the Catholic Church is dealing with priest shortages as elderly priests continue to retire, leaving parishes without priests ... -
“Next Question; Do You Think I Give A Fuck?” Johnson Asks Britain Via Festive Zoom ...
AS THE BRITISH public tapped into their endless reserves of naive shock and significant anger as pictures of PM Boris ...
