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“Me Poor Communication, Must Blame NPHET. All Fault Them,” Confirms Government
SOMEHOW talking like a Salvador Dali painting being put in a blender, the government reiterated to the public that they ... -
Incredible True Stories About The Legend That Is Keanu Reeves
A BONAFIDE Hollywood legend but more importantly than that Keanu Reeves is clearly a top, top bloke if viral internet ... -
Media Can’t Hide Disappointment Omicron Variant Doesn’t Eat The Flesh From The Inside Out
WITH growing evidence and acceptance among Covid experts that the Omicron variant which was present in Europe, US and elsewhere ... -
Breaking It To Your Dad That 17,000 Undocumented To Be Granted Citizenship, A Guide
THE MINISTER for Justice Helen McEntee has unveiled plans to facilitate a pathway to citizenship for many undocumented people in ... -
Loophole Allows Travel To Ireland Without Negative Covid Test If Passport Lad Thinks You Look ...
PEOPLE arriving to Ireland from this weekend will have to present a negative Covid test on arrival, unless they know ... -
Lotto Change Slogan To ‘It Won’t Be You’
THE fiftieth consecutive Lotto jackpot rollover has forced the National Lottery to change its slogan from ‘it could be you’ ... -
Woman Armed With Gin Glass Storms NPHET Meeting, Demands To Know When Girlos Can Go ...
“YOU HAVE me head wrecked Tony Holohan,” shouted an irate Sandra Carmody, gin escaping her glass as she gesticulated wildly ... -
“We Might Have Registered As A Charity But Don’t Expect Us To Solve Homelessness”
FIANNA FÁIL has sought to temper expectations after revelations surrounding the party’s fundraising efforts, which saw the party register as ... -
What To Buy For The Man In Your Life Who Just Really Fucking Hates Every ...
WHETHER it’s a husband, brother-in-law, boyfriend or father, there’s bound to be a man in your life who’s impossible to ... -
Promoting Baldwin Shooting Interview Like Epic TV Event A Very Normal Thing To Do, Confirms ...
PLAINTIVE piano soundtrack and emotionally manipulative edits building to a crescendo with a string quartet – all elements US broadcaster ... -
“Mica Families Behind Lotto Jackpot Not Being Won” Government Spin Unit Confirms
THAT’S RIGHT, according the government spin unit who have no dog in the fight, Mica affected families are behind a ... -
“Finally The Brexit We DID Vote For”: UK Coastguard Ignored 90 Distress Calls From Drowning ...
THE UK Home Office has belatedly confirmed the migrants aboard the boat which sank resulting in 27 deaths may have ...
