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Psychopathic Monster Suggests Office Could Do Christmas Party Over Zoom This Year
A DUBLIN office worker with an insatiable appetite for inflicting suffering on others suggested what ‘fun’ it would be for ... -
“If I Can’t Yell Faggot At The Top Of My Lungs Is It Even Christmas ...
In the latest installment of our WWN Voices series we give a platform to people we really shouldn’t. This week, ... -
Torture, Beatings, Verbal Abuse; Inside The Writers’ Room Of Sentimental Christmas Ads
WITH A torrent of sentimental Christmas ads invading TV channels again, WWN travels to London to go undercover as a ... -
The Grinch Who Stole Christmas Takes Up New Role At NPHET
BOLSTERING their capacity to issue recommendations and advice, the CMO confirmed in a press conference that the Grinch should suffice. ... -
“Lockdown Crucial If We Want To Go Absolutely Fuckin’ Mental Over The Christmas” Confirms Taoiseach
CLARIFYING some elements of his speech to the nation last night, Taoiseach Micheál Martin confirmed that the next six weeks ... -
New Service Pretends To Be You For Xmas So You Don’t Have To See Your ...
A COMPANY new to the Irish market is offering a service, which involves sending a doppleganger home in your place ... -
“This Will Be My Last Year”: Rising Sleigh Insurance Grounds Santa Claus
NORTH Pole-based magical toy distributor Santa Claus has announced that he may be forced to shutter his operation for the ... -
Sorry For The Late Notice: Greta Thunberg Has Cancelled Christmas
THE SWEDISH teenage climate activist admitted the move would understandably upset some people but that the damage done to the ... -
Parents Reminded That Komodo Dragons Aren’t Just For Christmas
THE ISPCA has issued its annual warning to parents and gift-givers ahead of Christmas, urging them to reconsider giving their ... -
Local Woman To Appeal Decision To Spend Xmas With Boyfriend’s Family To Supreme Court
DUBLIN WOMAN Joanne Brophy has lodged an appeal and will take her case to the Supreme Court after refusing to ... -
Prince Harry Apprehensive After Getting Andrew For Secret Santa
THE Duke Of Sussex emitted an audible ‘oh for fuck sake’ at this morning’s annual Kris Kringle draw in Buckingham ... -
Brave John Lewis Xmas Ad Tackles Far-Right Xenophobia & Fascism
WITH ITS ‘Excitable Edgar’ ad John Lewis has abandoned cynically ‘soppy ads’ used to get the public to buy things ...
