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The Story Of Fanta Claws
SINCE the beginning of time brands have been coming up with clever and creative ways to engage with their customers ... -
Is Christmas Banned In Irish Schools? We Pose As A Child To Find Out
WWN was horrified to learn that schools in Dublin, Ireland were forcibly removing Christmas from the minds of children using ... -
Investigation Launched Into Why Christmas Crackers Are So Shite
AN INTERNATIONAL trans-continental investigation has been launched by Interpol to ascertain why Christmas crackers are so unbelievably shite, disappointing and ... -
RTÉ Christmas Guide Replaced By Netflix Browsing Menu
THIS YEAR will represent the first ever year Irish families will formally adopt the Netflix home browsing menu as their ... -
How To Cope If Your Kid Asks Santa For Big Bottle Of Palm Oil
A CHILD’S belief in Santa Claus is a beautiful, magical thing that is fragile, tender and finite. There are only ... -
Local Man’s House Now 80% Extension Cords
A WATERFORD family have tearfully pleaded with their father to stop decorating their house with festive illuminations, as the 3-bedroom ... -
“I Keep Leaving Doors Open” Jesus Talks About Being Born In A Barn
FOLLOWING a two thousand year hiatus, Jesus Henry Christ talks to WWN about life, his latest book, and a range ... -
Real Or Fake Tree? Let’s String 200 Words Or So Out Of This Shit
IT’S the most wonderful time of the year; when content aggregation sites can create articles based on practically anything to ... -
Bit Where Emma Thompson Doesn’t Get Necklace Still Breaks Local Man’s Heart
WATERFORD native Kenneth Farraher has reluctantly completed his mandatory annual watch of festive favourite Love, Actually with his wife Marie, ... -
Kids Pretty Dense To Believe In Santa, Study Finds
NEW research into the beliefs and behaviours of under-10s has shown that in order to buy into the complicated rituals ... -
Local Man Forced To Include Epilepsy Warning Sign With Christmas Lights
TRAMORE native Noel Cross has been handed a strict list of demands from local authorities in regards to the Christmas illuminations ... -
Pregnant & Homeless Mary Kicked Out Of Hotel During The Day
WWN is sad to report the news today that a pregnant woman only known as ‘Mary’ has found herself homeless, ...
