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Local Man Can’t Thank Covid Enough For Cancelling Office Christmas Party
WATERFORD man Dave McCafferty is struggling to put his joy and thankfulness into words after a rise in Covid-19 cases ... -
Fuck, Local Woman Already Broke & Hasn’t Even Done Xmas Shopping Yet
JUST 48 hours after receiving her last payslip before Christmas, local woman Hannah O’Neill’s bank account is somehow emptier than ... -
Ireland Sinking At Rapid Rate Due To Excess Christmas Weight
AUTHORITIES are scrambling to keep the island of Ireland above sea level amidst a huge weight gain arising from snacking, ... -
Oddball Family Has Christmas Dinner At 7pm
THE O’RIORDAN family are now the talk of the locality after it emerged the clan of raving oddballs have their ... -
Dad To Spend All Of ‘Home Alone’ Pointing Out Ways He Would Have Just Murdered ...
SETTLING in with his family to watch Christmas classic ‘Home Alone’ with his family, one Irish father took it as ... -
Man Not Quite Sure How To React To Friend Calling Santa ‘Santy’
“SORRY, who?” remarked local man Alan Nealon in disbelief after discovering his friend, Martin Tracy, a man he has known ... -
“No Social Distancing, No Sick Pay”: Elves Criticise Working Conditions At North Pole
ELF and safety experts have reported that possible industrial action is brewing in the North Pole at the world’s largest ... -
Blitzen Quits To Pursue Solo Career
IN news that looks set to shake the Christmas industry to its very core, long-time Santa sleigh member Blitzen has ... -
Man Hopes Wife Likes Christmas Present Wife Picked Out For Herself
AS the big day looms ever closer, Waterford man Shea Canning is beginning to get nervous about whether or not ... -
Cancelled Xmas Office Parties Leads To Record Numbers Of People Keeping Their Jobs
ACCORDING to the latest research from the ESRI Ireland’s employment rate has been greatly helped this year by the absence ... -
‘All I Want For Christmas’ Banned From Radio After Being Called ‘A Stalker’s Anthem’
AFTER one million people signed an online petition and dozens of radio stations initiated a boycott of the song, Mariah ... -
Christmas Shopping In A Pandemic, A Guide
THE CHRISTMAS shop rush on the high street and in towns will be a little different this year and WWN ...
