Tag: christmas

Torture, Beatings, Verbal Abuse; Inside The Writers’ Room Of Sentimental Christmas Ads

WITH A torrent of sentimental Christmas ads invading TV channels again, WWN travels to London to go undercover as a junior copywriter to see how the professionals manage to shred viewers’ heartstrings and produce a successful tearjerker of a Christmas TV ad. Following a 20 minute personality test which resulted in a score of ‘dangerously… Read more »

The Grinch Who Stole Christmas Takes Up New Role At NPHET

BOLSTERING their capacity to issue recommendations and advice, the CMO confirmed in a press conference that the Grinch should suffice. Citing the Who-ville resident’s past experience with Christmas cancelling measures, NPHET have given mean Mr. Grinch oversight in all aspects of future recommendations that would involve tempering expectations that Christmas 2020 will be in anyway… Read more »

“Lockdown Crucial If We Want To Go Absolutely Fuckin’ Mental Over The Christmas” Confirms Taoiseach

CLARIFYING some elements of his speech to the nation last night, Taoiseach Micheál Martin confirmed that the next six weeks of lockdown have to go well if ‘we are to all go absolutely, balls-to-wall Irish-style mental over the Christmas’. “Horsing pints down your gullet like it was a Covid-19 vaccine while your head is squeezed… Read more »