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How To Cope If Your Kid Asks Santa For Big Bottle Of Palm Oil
A CHILD’S belief in Santa Claus is a beautiful, magical thing that is fragile, tender and finite. There are only ... -
Local Man’s House Now 80% Extension Cords
A WATERFORD family have tearfully pleaded with their father to stop decorating their house with festive illuminations, as the 3-bedroom ... -
“I Keep Leaving Doors Open” Jesus Talks About Being Born In A Barn
FOLLOWING a two thousand year hiatus, Jesus Henry Christ talks to WWN about life, his latest book, and a range ... -
Real Or Fake Tree? Let’s String 200 Words Or So Out Of This Shit
IT’S the most wonderful time of the year; when content aggregation sites can create articles based on practically anything to ... -
Bit Where Emma Thompson Doesn’t Get Necklace Still Breaks Local Man’s Heart
WATERFORD native Kenneth Farraher has reluctantly completed his mandatory annual watch of festive favourite Love, Actually with his wife Marie, ... -
Kids Pretty Dense To Believe In Santa, Study Finds
NEW research into the beliefs and behaviours of under-10s has shown that in order to buy into the complicated rituals ... -
Local Man Forced To Include Epilepsy Warning Sign With Christmas Lights
TRAMORE native Noel Cross has been handed a strict list of demands from local authorities in regards to the Christmas illuminations ... -
Pregnant & Homeless Mary Kicked Out Of Hotel During The Day
WWN is sad to report the news today that a pregnant woman only known as ‘Mary’ has found herself homeless, ... -
Goodie Two Shoes Kid Wants Donations To Charity Instead Of Presents
SOURCES close to the Waterford community of Tramore have revealed that a local goodie two shoes kid doesn’t want any ... -
Indiana Jones Movies Banned From TV Over Concerns They Promote Violence Against Nazis
THE much-loved Indiana Jones series of movies will be absent from TV screens this Christmas, after several far-right groups claimed ...
