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Government Celebrate International Nurses Day With Traditional Trolley Crisis
MARKING this International Nurses Day on the 12th of May, the government has sought to help bring healthcare workers back ... -
Local Gang Of Youths Sign Sponsorship Deal With North Face
A FEARSOME gang of youths aka ‘just some kids’, known for terrorising the locality by gathering in groups of as ... -
Maternity Hospitals To Ease Restrictions & Allow Partners To Attend Conception Of Child
RESPONDING to calls from pregnant women for maternity hospitals to ease restrictions over partners attendance at scans and births, hospitals ... -
“Go Fuck Yourselves” – Read Investment Funds’ Open Letter To Irish Public
WWN has been furnished with an open letter to the Irish public from so-called investment funds, vulture and cuckoo funds, ... -
Return To Normality As Man Gets Haircut He Doesn’t Like But Doesn’t Want To Say ...
LOCAL man Eric Downing felt his first signs of post-lockdown normality yesterday, after receiving a haircut from his re-opened barbers ... -
Acting Like You Haven’t Been Travelling Between Counties This Whole Time: A Guide
THE lifting of restrictions across the country comes as good news to many, but poses significant problems for those who ... -
Product Recall Issued In Ireland For Faulty Property Ladders
AN EMERGENCY recall of Irish built property ladders has been issued by manufacturers citing a number of serious faults which ... -
Ha Ha! These People Couldn’t Afford Clothes During The Pandemic & Now They’re All Excited ...
NEWS crews around the nation are wrestling each other for the best vantage points around stores such as Penneys, to ... -
Investment Fund Buys Up Every Tent & Sleeping Bag In Ireland
MOVING on to phase 2 of their long-term plan to rake in billions of euro in profits from their investments ... -
“Leave Sexy And Distinguished Eoghan Harris Alone” – Barbara J. Pym
WWN’S guest columnist today is none other than revered and respected Twitter account holder and very real person Barbara J. ... -
British Government To Rename Murders Carried Out By Soldiers As ‘Whoopsy Daisies’
AHEAD of a rumoured decision to prevent future prosecutions of British soldiers by introducing a statute of limitations, the British ... -
Competition Time: We’re Giving Away First Place In The Queue For Penneys With Free Armour ...
PENNEYS, the bargain hunters’ shopping paradise, will be open to all customers again on the 17th of May and it’s ...
