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Eurovision Very Gay These Days, Confirms Dad
WATERFORD man Dennis Markey couldn’t help but notice during last night’s Eurovision semi-final event that the whole thing has just ... -
Undercover DART Gardaí To Wear Special Upholstery Camo To Avoid Detection
GARDAÍ have confirmed a new undercover squad will be dispatched to tackle a spate of anti-social incidents on the lines ... -
Tradesmen Now Going For Millions On Black Market
HOMEOWNERS desperate for paint jobs, attic conversions and various other ‘few little bits’ jobs done around the house are parting ... -
Ice Cream Man Arrested For Trying To Pass Finger Of Twirl Off As Flake In ...
A LOCAL ice cream distribution technician is facing up to 5 years in prison for fraud and ’99 ice cream ... -
Government Sign HSE Up To Free 30 Day Trial For AVG Anti-Virus
IN A CLEAR sign that it’s definitely a case of ‘lesson learned’ the Government dispatched the Department of Defence this ... -
The Extra Fees Ryanair Are Set To Introduce After €815mn Loss
A SOBERING example of the hardship suffered by the aviation industry thanks to the Covid-19 pandemic, budget airline Ryanair has ... -
“You Were There With Me Through Thick And Thin” The Emotional Letter This Man Wrote ...
ON THE day of non-essential retail reopening across Ireland, allowing people to finally purchase clothing items following a near 6-month ... -
Irate & Bare Chested Martin Calls Out Putin Over HSE Ransomware Hack
RECENT attacks carried out by the Russian backed Darkside and Evil Corp hacking groups has given rise to suspicions that ... -
Detective On Stakeout After Spotting Man Buying 20 Johnnie Blue & Rizzlas In Shop
“THERE’S just something about the whole thing that doesn’t seem right” mused drug squad detective Derek Craven as he entered ... -
Housing Situation So Bad Public Not Even Distracted By Traveller Wedding Marquee
TRYING to fall back on the reliably contentious subject of Travellers, politicians and the media alike were shocked to discover ... -
60 Dead From Hypothermia In Irish Outdoor Dining Test Event
TRAGEDY has struck during routine preparations by local councils looking into the feasibility of conducting a summer of outdoor dining ... -
Freestaters Implore Nordies To Let It Go, Fuck Sake Like
A GROWING number of people ‘south of the border’ in Ireland have expressed their desire for ‘that whole Northern Ireland ...
