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Developers Wondering Do They Have To Collect Bags Of Cash From Dept. Of Housing Or ...
FRESH from breaking Covid protocols to gather together and masturbate in a circle over the rubber stamping of the Affordable ... -
“Give Us A Train Line Or We’re Partying Until Everyone’s Locked Down” Threatens Donegal
A GROUP representing Donegal has taken to social media demanding a number of societal and infrastructure reforms for the county, ... -
Minimum Alcohol Pricing Hailed A Success As Young People Turn To €5 Yokes
“WHY didn’t we think of this earlier,” a frustrated with itself government said of the impending introduction of legislation implementing ... -
Tony Holohan Offers Online Critics One Good Swing At Him, If They Have The Fucking ...
CHIEF Medical Officer Tony Holohan has penned an emotional open letter to his hordes of online detractors, assuring them that ... -
Investment Fund Buys Irish Property Market Overnight
UNABLE to satisfy their voracious appetite with the purchase of 135 recently built homes in a 170 unit housing estate ... -
Did You Send Your Child To A Fee Paying School Or Is It A Cult? ...
LONG thought to be indistinguishable, here’s your essential guide to spotting if you thought you had innocently parted with cash ... -
“Your Uncle? Oh It Was Something To Do With Children, Did I Not Tell You?” ...
VAGUELY recalling why her brother hasn’t been seen nor heard from for almost 25 years, local mother Glenda Campion confirmed ... -
“I Can Tell Someone’s Foreign Just From The Back Of Their Head” Declares Man Out ...
UNPROMPTED, unwanted and entirely apropos of nothing, local man Gerard Eames has declared he can identify someone as ‘foreign’, just ... -
High Rents, High Unemployment: Why Won’t Young People Get The Message & Emigrate?
DUE to being held in higher esteem by young people than Tik Tok, WWN has been asked by the Department ... -
Waxers To Invest In Hedge Trimmers Ahead Of Reopening
FOLLOWING the announcement that hairdressers, barbers and salons are to reopen on the 10th of May, the government unveiled a ... -
Army Sent In To Cull Coffee Vans As Herd Grows Too Big
HAVING reached a dangerous tipping point according to local ecologists, authorities have been left with no choice other than to ... -
Chaos As Ireland’s 500,000 Unemployed Turn Out For Disney Casting Call
RESPONDING to even the slightest sniff of some paid work, the huge numbers of people on the dole and PUP ...
