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Coveney Makes Handy Chart To Help Remember All Denials
IN THE WAKE of stating he briefly said ‘hello’ to staff in the Department of Foreign Affairs moments after they ... -
Dad Taking Down Decorations Like It’s The Liberation Of Baghdad
THE children of Sean O’Bilson have been given the price of a trip to the cinema and a warning to ... -
Australia Filming Greatest Episode Of ‘Border Security’ Ever
AUSTRALIAN television insiders have confirmed that the greatest, most entertaining episode yet of popular customs and immigration show ‘Border Security’ ... -
NPHET Table New ‘Do Whatever The Fuck You Want’ Recommendations
THE nation was given fresh hope that the pandemic would soon reach its end after a leaked document from NPHET ... -
Window Between Seeing Ad On TV & Beginning To Hate It Becoming Shorter
THE WINDOW between barely noticing a TV advertisement and then developing such an incomprehensibly intense hatred for it that you ... -
Nirvana Baby To Be Awarded Cash Settlement If He Can Swim Fast Enough For It
FORMER naked baby Spencer Elden is to be awarded the $150,000 he is suing for, providing he can swim underwater ... -
Got An Unwanted Invite? Have You Tried Antigen Tests?
DESPITE the high number of Covid cases being reported throughout the country, many people are still being plagued by invites ... -
Prince Andrew’s 14th PR Team Of The Morning Resign
TRUCK loads of image consultants, PR specialists, crisis management experts, and branding professionals were seen running from Prince Andrew’s residence ... -
Biggest Kid In Each Class To Cover For Covid-Isolating Teacher
AS schools look set to re-open despite ever-higher Covid cases and little to no additional measures to ensure classroom safety, ... -
Sporting Authorities Starting To Think Athletes Clashing Heads Not A Good Thing
AFTER MUCH deliberation sporting authorities within the games of rugby union and football are coming round to the idea that ... -
“I Haven’t Acted Out My Impure Thoughts In Ages” Meet The Irish Catholics Micro Dosing ...
WITH SCIENCE only recently catching up to the benefits of micro dosing psychedelics to treat a range of mental health ... -
Chinese Triads Beg For More Time After Running Up Debt With Twink
A VIOLENT and ruthless gang of feared Chinese triads are said to be in hiding after running up a considerable ...
