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Brexit Reaches That Part In ‘Scream’ Where The Killers Stab Each Other
BRITISH foreign secretary Liz Truss has assured Northern Ireland that her statement, about triggering Article 16 if the EU don’t ... -
NPHET Brings Up Mandatory Vaccinations Just To See You Lot Lose Your Fucking Minds
“HERE, watch this” giggled members of NPHET as they tweeted out musings on whether or not Ireland should make the ... -
‘Mini Tornado’ In Ballyduff Turns Out To Be English Stag Do
UPTURNED cars, roof slates scattered on the road alongside other heavy debris, and loss of phone and internet signal was ... -
Refugee Stuck In Australian Detention Centre Really Regretting Not Taking Up Tennis
IF THEY HAD known the media attention hitting tennis balls could had garnered them, and what such coverage could have ... -
7-Year Court Case Finds Ashers Bakery In Belfast Not The Best Place To Get A ...
A LEGAL battle dating back to 2014 may have finally reached an end following a ruling by the European Human ... -
GAA Player Has ‘Fair Shoulder’ Insured For €10m
THE match-making shoulder of a Waterford GAA club star has been insured by Lloyds of London for a whopping €10m, ... -
“I Started From The Bottom & Had To Work For Everything I’ve Got”
IN A RARE public interview, Queen Elizabeth II of England shares her secret to pulling yourself up by the bootstraps ... -
Scientists ‘Very Close’ To Developing TV Remote Control That Doesn’t Lose Battery Cover
SCIENTISTS at MIT have confirmed that the world will soon see television remote controls that don’t end up with a ... -
Parading Vulnerable Overweight People On TV Like Cattle Just What Nation Needs Right Now
BURNT out from weeks of liquid induced socialising and general debauchery, the Irish nation sat down to watch their favourite ... -
“This Feels Wrong, Take It Back” Donohoe Tells Multinationals After Record Tax Take
A RECORD tax take just shy of €69 billion has plunged the Department of Finance into a worrying apology whirlpool ... -
Noel Grealish To Have Few Pints After This Golfgate Trial If Anyone Is Sticking Around
INDEPENDENT TD Noel Grealish has put a shout out on his WhatsApp to anyone in the Galway area who fancies ... -
Local Man Couldn’t Let Nollaig Na mBan Go By Without A Few Cans
‘LITTLE CHRISTMAS’, ‘Women’s Christmas’, ‘Nollaig na mBan’- all different names for the 6th of January, and all perfectly valid reasons ...











