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Wexford Begins Grim Task of Earthquake Clean-up As Search For Missing Continues
A DAY after an earthquake rocked Wexford to its core, specially trained crews have begun straightening picture frames and clearing ... -
Sex Allegations Are An Elaborate PR Stunt, Claims Clifford
THE COURT in the trial of Max Clifford heard today that the seven allegations of sexual assault against him were ... -
Chain Mail Found To Be The Cause Of 98% Of The Worlds Bad Luck
ILLICIT CHAIN MAIL has been found to be the cause of all the worlds bad luck, a new groundbreaking study ... -
North West Set To Emancipate From Parents Kim And Kanye
TMZ broke the news earlier today that papers have been filed on behalf of the daughter of Kim Kardashian and ... -
Miley Cyrus Admitted To Hospital After Dislocating Tongue
The bad luck continues for the ‘Wrecking Ball’ singer following the burning down of her tour bus on Tuesday. Miley ... -
Drogba To Dedicate First Dive At Stamford Bridge Tonight To Chelsea Fans
The Chelsea legend will play against his former club tonight in the Champions League last-16 tie. Didier Drogba is set ... -
“Bit about the big bang probably in those dead sea scrolls we found last week” ...
The Chelsea legend will play against his former club tonight in the Champions League last-16 tie. Didier Drogba is set ... -
Post Paddy’s Day Come Down Expected To Last The Rest Of The Week
Students, young professionals, unemployed people, children and the homeless are said to be fairly fucking bolloxed after partaking in a ... -
Rest Of Ukraine Pretending They’re Homosexual
FOLLOWING CRIMEA’S electoral decision to join Russia, Ukraine’s leaders have called on its population to pretend they’re homosexual for a ... -
“It’s a Saint Patrick’s day prank.” Insists emigrating Gilligan
WHEELCHAIR BOUND gangster John Gilligan has claimed that emigrating to Britain is just the latest in a long list of ... -
You Are Drunk
WWN can reveal after carrying out an extensive survey of the Irish public, chances are you are probably quite drunk ... -
Drunk Children Funnier, Finds Survey
INTOXICATED CHILDREN are more than 300% funnier than their sober counterparts, a new survey carried out by scientists revealed today. ...
