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‘12 Years A Rave’, One Man’s Harrowing Enslavement To Dance Music
Patrick O’Brien has the same nightmare every night. He is in a cage with an oiled female – her bikini ... -
Brian O’Driscoll Takes Well Deserved Shit On Grafton Street After Being Granted Freedom Of Dublin
RUGBY STAR Brian O’Driscoll marked his freedom of Dublin city this morning by taking a well deserved shit on Grafton ... -
Irish Singer-Songwriter Looking Up Words That Rhyme With Love
WWN can exclusively reveal that Galway based singer-songwriter Conal Solemné is frantically looking up words that rhyme with ‘love’ ahead ... -
Garda Commissioner Under Pressure To Be Good At His Job
Garda Commissioner Martin Callinan is said to be on the verge of resigning from his position after a number of ... -
Kurt Cobain Still Dead, New Evidence Reveals
NEW PHOTOGRAPHIC evidence released by Seattle police today has confirmed, beyond any reasonable doubt, that Kurt Cobain remains dead from ... -
Fred Phelps Reincarnated As A Gay US Marine
International media outlets are reporting that Rev. Fred Phleps Sr., the recently deceased founder of the Westboro Baptist Church, has ... -
Rent Levels In Dublin At Historic ‘Taking The Piss’ Levels
Results from the latest Private Residential Tenancies Boards and the ERSI Rent Index have shown that the Nation’s capital, Dublin ... -
Bord Gais Customers To Share Sweet Fuck All In €55m Windfall
OVER one million Bord Gais customers are to share sweet fuck all in a €55 million windfall, it has been ... -
Madeleine McCann Brought Up Again Due To Slow News Day
NEWS outlets were saved from the drudgery of a slow news day with the release of circumstantial evidence which probably ... -
Moyes Refusing To Come Out Of His Room Ahead Of Olympiakos Game
The embattled Manchester United manager has barricaded himself in his room, refusing to come out. As kick-off for Man United’s ... -
The MH370 Missing Plane Theory You Don’t Need To Read
WWN brings you the latest on idle speculation regarding the missing Malaysian Airlines flight, which has now been missing and ... -
France Surrenders To Russia Over Ukraine Tensions ‘Just To Be Safe’
An emotional Francios Hollande broke the news to the people of France earlier today. The president of France, Francios Hollande ...
